If crime was legal

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Mar 30, 2015 5:17 AM #1337751
If crime was legal, then it wouldn't be a crime
Nuff' said

Well, putting logic aside now, I think I'd kick some old men while singing "Singing in the Rain" and raping their wives:rolleyes:
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Mar 30, 2015 5:18 AM #1337753
I'd swat a certain IP address in Canada
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Mar 30, 2015 5:19 AM #1337754
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You're acting like that's a bad thing. I think...

It is a bad thing m8
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I'd swat a certain IP address in Canada

Oi bruv ur steppin' up in my terry-torry you better step the fuck down before I smack you up with moose antlers :mad:
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Mar 30, 2015 5:25 AM #1337758
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*nasty crap*



If you could not post stupid things like this ever again. That'll be great. Not even kidding :I
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Mar 30, 2015 5:28 AM #1337762
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You think cops wouldn't want to break the law too on this day?


That's not what I ment, but I don't think Cops would actually still follow the laws.
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Mar 30, 2015 5:29 AM #1337764
Quote from Nuclearkiller42
If crime was legal, then it wouldn't be a crime
Nuff' said

Well, putting logic aside now, I think I'd kick some old men while singing "Singing in the Rain" and raping their wives:rolleyes:

Image

let's rename this thread:
"If your level of autism was legal"

huehuheu rape jokes are kneejerk humor rite??????
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Mar 30, 2015 5:29 AM #1337765
Once a year I'd get the shit load of crack out of my crawl space.
Once a year I'd get rich as fuck.
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Mar 30, 2015 5:35 AM #1337768
Quote from Nuclearkiller42
If crime was legal, then it wouldn't be a crime
Nuff' said


EXACTLY!this was the first thing that came into my head when I read this(plus something about since this not being crime then crime would not exist and that would render this discussion invalid but whatevs). Anyways, I would sleep instead of going to school in the morning.(*cue heavenly music*)
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Mar 30, 2015 5:37 AM #1337770
Yes! Yes! The Purge: Anarchy would be sweet! :D
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Mar 30, 2015 5:38 AM #1337772
What would happen to StickPage if the Purge just poofed right about now.
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Mar 30, 2015 5:38 AM #1337773
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I'd swat a certain IP address in Canada


I hope that's nor me your talking about... :(
Also camila, this thread is about weird stuff but don't worry, your not in my to-rape list :3 (I have no idea whatsoever)
(I'm rly sorry)

Edit: NUUUUUUUUUUUUUU my post as been removed :(
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Mar 30, 2015 5:39 AM #1337775
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Yes! Yes! The Purge: Anarchy would be sweet! :D


Agreed. The Purge:Everlasting would be sweet, until gangs fight amongst themselves cuz there's no one else..French fries and unicorns
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Mar 30, 2015 5:41 AM #1337776
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What would happen to StickPage if the Purge just poofed right about now.

We're all to fat to run away. Stickpage's user base would be destroyed.


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don't worry, your not in my to-rape list :3

Yeah, Camila. It's reserved for sexy beasts like me.
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Mar 30, 2015 5:41 AM #1337777
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Agreed. The Purge:Everlasting would be sweet, until gangs fight amongst themselves cuz there's no one else..French fries and unicorns


Let's make a petition to the government to make it happen! :D
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Mar 30, 2015 5:42 AM #1337779
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I live in a small-ish town of mostly normal people, so things wouldn't be too chaotic. I'd lock my doors and keep my pets inside, not go to work that day and just wait out the storm.

And then the next day, I'd laugh as everyone got arrested. Because murder and property damage and stealing are all punishable for weeks or longer after the deed has been done, as long as there's evidence.

Actually if a crime is committed while it wasn't illegal, I'm pretty sure it gets dismissed if it later becomes illegal. Sort of a 'grandfathered in' effect. If I buy an assault rifle, and a bill is pass making them illegal for civilians to purchase, I would still be legally allowed to own the gun.

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I always imagined that during the Purge it wouldn't be a lot of crime

It'd just be a lot of highly illegal banking exchanges and deals that wouldn't be legal under normal conditions.

Pretty much this. This, and alot of public drug using/selling and prostitution.

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I'd kill every single murderer on sight.

Oh fuck, I just cut myself on all the edge.