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Jul 30, 2008 12:59 AM #201452

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Your right, you're the kind of person who has realized he wont ever get into a relationship worth keeping and so you have degraded his self worth, and the worth of said relationships to protect yourself from getting hurt when no one ever loves you romantically. You act as though sex has to be had or your life will end at age 20, and to see your life revolve around something you haven't even yet experienced for yourself is kind of frightening. You act like you have some clue as to what you are talking about when all you know is cheesy fantasy porn and locker room side chatter.

I don't usually argue with you, but when you say stupid shit like this I cant help it.

I don't think my life will end at age 20 if I'm stil a virgin. 40 maybe.

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Jul 30, 2008 1:00 AM #201454

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I don't think my life will end at age 20 if I'm stil a virgin. 40 maybe.

Steve Carrel did fine. But he's also awesome.

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Jul 30, 2008 1:03 AM #201457

Haha, at my school, anyone that's a 17 year old virgin takes shots at this complete slut.

http://www.bebo.com/PhotoAlbumBig.jsp?PageNbr=1&MemberId=325854326&PhotoAlbumId=8400454727&PhotoId=8400678888
This gal ^^^

You'd have to be pissed amirite?
Nice tits get you so far.

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Jul 30, 2008 1:04 AM #201459

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Your right, you're the kind of person who has realized he wont ever get into a relationship worth keeping and so you have degraded his self worth, and the worth of said relationships to protect yourself from getting hurt when no one ever loves you romantically. You act as though sex has to be had or your life will end at age 20, and to see your life revolve around something you haven't even yet experienced for yourself is kind of frightening. You act like you have some clue as to what you are talking about when all you know is cheesy fantasy porn and locker room side chatter.

I don't usually argue with you, but when you say stupid shit like this I cant help it.

Wow... That was quite a mouthful.

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Jul 30, 2008 1:05 AM #201461

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Haha, at my school, anyone that's a 17 year old virgin takes shots at this complete slut.

http://www.bebo.com/PhotoAlbumBig.jsp?PageNbr=1&MemberId=325854326&PhotoAlbumId=8400454727&PhotoId=8400678888
This gal ^^^

You'd have to be pissed amirite?
Nice tits get you so far.

Have to sign in, pics please.

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Jul 30, 2008 1:08 AM #201462

You asked for it...

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Jul 30, 2008 1:09 AM #201463

Nice...

Now, where is this school of yours?

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Jul 30, 2008 1:11 AM #201464

Haha, mate she's about 5 ft tall and 4 ft wide.

LAST RESORT.

Some guys have been known to take it up the arse than go near her.

OH **** I NEED TO DELETE THAT PICTURE FROM MY PICTURE :O

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Jul 30, 2008 1:12 AM #201467

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Haha, mate she's about 5 ft tall and 4 ft wide.

LAST RESORT.

Some guys have been known to take it up the arse than go near her.

Haha that says a lot about her. More than enough to give me nightmares if she jumps. It will be the earthquake that shook the world.

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Jul 30, 2008 1:14 AM #201471

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Haha, mate she's about 5 ft tall and 4 ft wide.

LAST RESORT.

Some guys have been known to take it up the arse than go near her.

OH **** I NEED TO DELETE THAT PICTURE FROM MY PICTURE :O

Makes her about the same size as MiniMan.

An extremely good friend of mine has a friend like that. Saying you like her means she loves you and wants to have sex with you. But she's pretty much the exact description of that girl, except she's pale and fugly.

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Jul 30, 2008 1:14 AM #201472

Nice tits though. I heard about a whore at my school. A freshman, she took a video of herself rubbing her vagina and sent it to everyone at school via cellphone. So anyone who was lucky enough to have a cellphone that could watch the video, got it. Rumors went around that she thought the average size of a dick was 12 inches.

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Jul 30, 2008 1:15 AM #201473

We call her the barrell.

It's a double entendre, refferring to both her physical appearence and her vagina!

I am so much funnier when Im pissed.

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Jul 30, 2008 1:16 AM #201476

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We call her the barrell.

It's a double entendre, refferring to both her physical appearence and her vagina!

I am so much funnier when Im pissed.

Why are you pissed?

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Jul 30, 2008 1:18 AM #201478

I've had about 4 voddies and a pint of cider lol.

IM NOT A DAD!!!!! :D:D:D:D:D
****ing BJies moment.

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Jul 30, 2008 1:18 AM #201479

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Nice tits though. I heard about a whore at my school. A freshman, she took a video of herself rubbing her vagina and sent it to everyone at school via cellphone. So anyone who was lucky enough to have a cellphone that could watch the video, got it. Rumors went around that she thought the average size of a dick was 12 inches.

A friend of mine, 14, made a video for her boyfriend. Her step-brother took her phone and sent it to a bunch of people. Another friend of mine, 18, happened to get it. He forgot to delete. A couple months later, he was under suspicion of having broken into the library and knocked over the shelves, so they took his phone. Found the video, and he almost got v&.