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Jul 30, 2008 1:22 AM #201480

Omg a guy at my shcool got sent down for something like that.

We all took the piss outa his brother it was ****ing hilarious.

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Jul 30, 2008 1:23 AM #201481

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Omg a guy at my shcool got sent down for something like that.

We all took the piss outa his brother it was ****ing hilarious.

Small world...

Was his name JT? Because my friend's name is TJ, lol.

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Jul 30, 2008 1:27 AM #201485

Nah, the brother was called Chris Young, no idea who the pedo was.

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Jul 30, 2008 1:33 AM #201494

Oh, ok.

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Jul 30, 2008 1:47 AM #201503

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This is supposed to be an animating forum, right?

This is supposed to be the general discussions part of the forum, right?

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Wow... That was quite a mouthful.

Do you have any ****ing clue what you just said?

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Jul 30, 2008 2:28 AM #201514

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Got a bit carried away and didn't use protection.
Had a talk, both figured it was okay cos I didn't go all the way in or ejaculate properly.
So we decided, no pill.

She misses her period.
Life gets seriously carzy.

About 3 days of super stressy crying girlfriend.
Debating whether or not to talk to her mum, in which case we're ****ed cos she made us promise "No sex till we've been going out for a year"

She has her period.

SAFE.
:Embarrassed:

That exact same thing happened to my friend. She missed her period and he thought he was going to be a daddy. It was pretty fun to make fun of him for having unprotected sex with his ex-girlfriend.

And then.

Safe.
:Embarrassed:

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Jul 30, 2008 2:31 AM #201516

Tip to all girls in this thread. After having unprotected sex, tell your man that you missed the pill, then tell him you're joking a little while later.

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Jul 30, 2008 2:37 AM #201522

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Tip to all girls in this thread. After having unprotected sex, tell your man that you missed the pill, then tell him you're joking a little while later.

Yeah, if she wants to be single.

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Jul 30, 2008 2:40 AM #201525

It's lucky to have a dick, cause once you get a vagina, your gonna have to go through alot of shit to not get pregnant.

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Jul 30, 2008 3:17 AM #201552

Although women have longer orgasms, with potential multiple orgasms, since they have no refractory period, although they do get sensitive.

Plus you also try to make sure the girl doesn't get pregnant as well.

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Jul 30, 2008 3:18 AM #201555

No pregnancy?

Just stick it in the pooper like a real man.

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Jul 30, 2008 12:13 PM #201857

Guys orgasms= Less than a second.
Girls= Up to a 40 odd seconds from one.
From touching.

But they have to give birth, so it's all good.

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Jul 30, 2008 8:41 PM #202110

Before I knew how to masturbate I used to have orgasms from thinking about it. Now it's a lot harder.

Though I did do it again with the iDoser, it helped me concentrate better.

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Jul 30, 2008 8:45 PM #202112

You used to have orgasms simply by thinking of them?

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Jul 30, 2008 8:49 PM #202117

Sounds like an awesome superpower.

SPERM CANNON! AWAY!!
*splooge*