Ash lost his virginity at the tender age of 15.

Jesus christ.

Than manwhore.

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How the hell can Ash NOT be a virgin!?

I've seen pictures of him, and if he gets laid, I cry for myself... ='[

I'm still a virgin, but of course I've been home schooled all my life [not this next semester though] So I don't meet many girls my age.

Yes, because school is really the only place where girls hang out.

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outgoing nerds get laid sooner or later

But it's usually later rather than sooner

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But it's usually later rather than sooner

Why would you say that? Unless the nerd is going for the generic blonde valley girl type, then he probably will get laid, its not that hard to get laid im sure, unless your standards are high.

Fat chicks need love too.

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Why would you say that? Unless the nerd is going for the generic blonde valley girl type, then he probably will get laid, its not that hard to get laid im sure, unless your standards are high.

I'm not going for valley girls anymore. I'd actually like to get some of the nerdy girls around school. **** the valley girls, my standards have dropped.

I have a good feeling about this year.

I don't really have high standards so much as I only know girls that would be considered fuckable by people with high standards.

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Sex...

Huh, never thought about it.

I'm not the kind of guy or should I say, the kind of pussy that holds his virginity like it's some kind of sacred family airloom and I have to give it away to the RIGHT person or I'll feel horrible for the rest of my life. And I wouldn't have a problem losing my virginity to some random woman. It's like George Carlin said about heaven.

"You never get your virginity back since you're in such a hurry to lose it anyway"

That's how it is with me.

ah......I'd rather wait till I get married before any sex, my penis used ta get erect when I touched a girl that had big boobs.

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Nice tits though. I heard about a whore at my school. A freshman, she took a video of herself rubbing her vagina and sent it to everyone at school via cellphone. So anyone who was lucky enough to have a cellphone that could watch the video, got it. Rumors went around that she thought the average size of a dick was 12 inches.

wait? you mean thats not the average size? my penis is 11 inches! does that mean I'm not short? ^^'

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How the hell can Ash NOT be a virgin!?

I've seen pictures of him, and if he gets laid, I cry for myself... ='[

I'm still a virgin, but of course I've been home schooled all my life [not this next semester though] So I don't meet many girls my age.

I'm home schooled all my life, and my high school year leaves me with only 7 weeks of sumer break, and I just got it. Yeah, I'm a virgin.... I met some nice girls(I don't mean they're all slutty freaks) at the place I was working at last year, I had to leave cause my grades dropped to C's(I got £ucking 4 this year damnit). Plus that, this year, no job :'(
But life goes on.... I also learned the difference between the genders at the age of 13, my friend used the unfamiliar word(to me at the time) "cunt", me asking what it was led me to learning about sex, I'm 16 now, lol. I don't like to fap very much anymore.

p.s. ash is gay

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wait? you mean thats not the average size? my penis is 11 inches! does that mean I'm not short? ^^'

wot :Spiderman:

11 inches? damn I feel sorry for you bro, that's like nothing!

average penis length is like 20 inches

Oshi-
X . X

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11 inches? damn I feel sorry for you bro, that's like nothing!

average penis length is like 20 inches

Maybe for a barnacle.

Barnacles are microscopic though, rite?

RAURGH. RAGING BECAUSE I WANT TO TAP DIS SHIT.