Deadpool VS The Joker

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May 8, 2015 3:25 PM #1358754
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It wasn't my intention to make a distinction between 'vets' and 'noobs'. I've never done that, I only make a distinction between people who think before they post and people who don't. I said don't portray yourself as a nerd if you're not. Also, anyone who says that Wolverine is one of the strongest heroes is most certainly a fanboy. Please show me one instance where I personally attacked you, instead of confronting the content of what you said. Take it easy, friend.

I also wasn't Wolverine bashing. My avatar and sig for over a year (quite recently) was Wolverine. I said he was overrated and not one of the strongest heroes around.


I din't say you were the one who offended me. And it's just that I had and opinion about Wolverine that you din't agree with doesn't mean I am not a nerd. Also I already said. I know quite big amount of stuff about Marvel and DC but I am not as big as you thought. Like the comics that you mentioned I did not know.
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May 8, 2015 4:45 PM #1358790
Sorry pal. You keep making me repeat myself. But if you think Wolverine is one of the strongest heroes then you are neither a comic book nerd nor do you know a lot about Marvel or DC. I'm sorry.

Anyway, all this Wolverine stuff is quite off topic, so if you post again about this and get infracted, don't blame me.
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May 8, 2015 5:06 PM #1358791
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Sorry pal. You keep making me repeat myself. But if you think Wolverine is one of the strongest heroes then you are neither a comic book nerd nor do you know a lot about Marvel or DC. I'm sorry.

Anyway, all this Wolverine stuff is quite off topic, so if you post again about this and get infracted, don't blame me.


Brotha I already said after this argue that I agree with you and now I don't think that Wolverine is that strong... that's why I said I >>>HAD<<< an opinion. Now it's different. Now we can stop with this or at least make it a new thread if someone desires to read how many creative ways you can think of to kill Wolverine.
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May 8, 2015 5:08 PM #1358792
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Sorry pal. You keep making me repeat myself. But if you think Wolverine is one of the strongest heroes then you are neither a comic book nerd nor do you know a lot about Marvel or DC. I'm sorry.

Anyway, all this Wolverine stuff is quite off topic, so if you post again about this and get infracted, don't blame me.


nah wolverine is just so op that he loses alot, but his win is so op that they don't know how to draw it in the comics let alone animate it, and God knows that no one can fucking choreograph it.
He can pull Goku shit.



anyways now that i think of it, if batmite gives the joker those abilities and he becomes emprorer joker again, then he'll kill tf outta deadpool.

but regular deadpol vs joker...joker gets split.
if were not talking about a fight then, this is a horrible debate imo because deadpool isnt as villanous as the joker, and hes not even really a villian.
and everyone will be deemed dumb af because they think deadpool is eviller than the joker, thats if were talking about who is more villanous.

if its about whose more awesome, what kinda question is that everyone knows deadpool is better like
wtf am i talking baout
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May 8, 2015 7:55 PM #1358811
Batmite, what? I thought it was Mister Myxstal or whatever his name was. Also, I'm not 100% sure Emperor Joker could beat Deadpool, because Deadpool doesn't quite fit in reality already, so reality warping the already reality warped might not pay off much....
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May 8, 2015 8:06 PM #1358812
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Batmite, what? I thought it was Mister Myxstal or whatever his name was. Also, I'm not 100% sure Emperor Joker could beat Deadpool, because Deadpool doesn't quite fit in reality already, so reality warping the already reality warped might not pay off much....


Correct. Mister Mxyzptlk is responsible for Emperor Joker, not Bat-mite. However it is easy for a casual reader to get mixed up as Bat-mite is essentially Batman's version of Mr Mxyzptlk.

Also, Deadpool totally gets his ass handed to him by Emperor Joker. I mean, sure Deadpool breaks the fourth wall and has a hyper-real awareness of comic-book rules and all, so Emperor Joker could literally just materialize a shrinking cage or an iron maiden around Deadpool's body and subdue him.
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May 8, 2015 8:49 PM #1358817
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Also, Deadpool totally gets his ass handed to him by Emperor Joker. I mean, sure Deadpool breaks the fourth wall and has a hyper-real awareness of comic-book rules and all, so Emperor Joker could literally just materialize a shrinking cage or an iron maiden around Deadpool's body and subdue him.


What about his teleportation device, unlimited pocket/hammer space, and the fact that Emporer Joker managed to be defeated by Superman of all characters? I mean, it was pretty much Deus Ex on their part that he was able to break free of the reality warping in order to break Joker's psyche about existence with no Batman, since they're opposite sides of the same coin. Even if Deadpool is no brainiac, he'd very likely fuck around with Joker long enough for Mister Mxyzptik to get his powers back. At the very least, I'd say it'd be a pretty drawn out event. And I'm not even using the version of Deadpool who gained reality jumping from killing all the Marvel Universe.
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May 8, 2015 8:57 PM #1358819
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What about his teleportation device, unlimited pocket/hammer space, and the fact that Emporer Joker managed to be defeated by Superman of all characters? I mean, it was pretty much Deus Ex on their part that he was able to break free of the reality warping in order to break Joker's psyche about existence with no Batman, since they're opposite sides of the same coin. Even if Deadpool is no brainiac, he'd very likely fuck around with Joker long enough for Mister Mxyzptik to get his powers back. At the very least, I'd say it'd be a pretty drawn out event. And I'm not even using the version of Deadpool who gained reality jumping from killing all the Marvel Universe.


Yes I'm assuming fights take place without Plot-induced stupidity setting in. Its a bit harsh to say that Superman defeated him. Emperor Joker refused to use his powers to completely destroy everything because he didn't want Batman dead. He will take no such limitations on Deadpool.

In a fight, we're assuming that Deadpool is trying to take out Joker, and Joker is trying to take out Deadpool. Yes? If thats the case, then there is no way Emperor Joker loses.

Then again, this fight is completely unfair to begin with because we're taking a street level character and pitting him against another street level character who has suddenly gained fucking omnipotence.

I also noticed you said "Superman of all people". I'm not big fan of Supes... but damn son, he is Superman, and he is in a league of his own. The league he is in and the league that guys like Joker and Deadpool are in... they're not even in the same game. Superman can listen to clouds scraping in the sky.
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May 8, 2015 9:03 PM #1358821
Playing the fight straight with just their own stuff and no outside interference, then it's Deadpool's win. Joker becoming Emperor Joker wasn't something he just got on his own, and he lost it in a moment of weakness because he couldn't be Joker if he destroyed reality. In the similar vein, Deadpool's done a lot of shit with a lot of powerful beings because he pisses off people to high heaven and has too strong Plot Armo- I mean, Fan Appe- I mean, a Regenerative Factor to have him really definably lose. Restricting his movements would be the only real way to shut him down and win, and doing that much is beyond Joker's capabilities with his typical assortment of gadgets and goofy evil weapons.

But this could very easily be opinion and speculation over definitive truth. On a side note, I'm considering making another true "Vs" poll to see if anyone wants to have a hard debate on two characters pairing against each other in a fight.
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May 8, 2015 9:11 PM #1358823
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Playing the fight straight with just their own stuff and no outside interference, then it's Deadpool's win. Joker becoming Emperor Joker wasn't something he just got on his own, and he lost it in a moment of weakness because he couldn't be Joker if he destroyed reality. In the similar vein, Deadpool's done a lot of shit with a lot of powerful beings because he pisses off people to high heaven and has too strong Plot Armo- I mean, Fan Appe- I mean, a Regenerative Factor to have him really definably lose. Restricting his movements would be the only real way to shut him down and win, and doing that much is beyond Joker's capabilities with his typical assortment of gadgets and goofy evil weapons.


We established on Page 1 that regular Deadpool takes all of 5 seconds to kill regular Joker.

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But this could very easily be opinion and speculation over definitive truth. On a side note, I'm considering making another true "Vs" poll to see if anyone wants to have a hard debate on two characters pairing against each other in a fight.


Excellent. Make a whole series. You know I'm gonna go nuts.
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May 9, 2015 8:21 PM #1359251
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We established on Page 1 that regular Deadpool takes all of 5 seconds to kill regular Joker.



Excellent. Make a whole series. You know I'm gonna go nuts.


5 seconds is way too fucking long
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May 10, 2015 10:35 AM #1359488
Yeah... But..
Deadpool is like, unkillable right?
so how does joker win lmao
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May 10, 2015 10:50 AM #1359493
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Yeah... But..
Deadpool is like, unkillable right?
so how does joker win lmao


Are you looking to get banned for life? We have literally spent multiple pages saying that Joker does NOT win, and that he can't kill Deadpool, and you come here without reading any of the previous pages to make that comment.

Surely there are easier ways to increase your post count than by spamming this thread by stating something that has been stated multiple times on this very same thread.
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May 10, 2015 11:19 AM #1359504
jeez man don't need to be so mad just because I didnt read all the other pages...
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May 10, 2015 11:22 AM #1359506
You're kind of expected to when you want to die into these things.