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Rorschach
Quote from Chaotic PenguinBarry - He can access the speedforce and go to other dimensions. He's capable of vibrating through materials. He can basically "foresee" all events that are just about to happen. I don't think Xigbar stands a chance.
Xigbar
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Reisen - "Campbell also added that Ash is 'a bad slow thinker and a good fast thinker'" This is mentioned in the Wiki. He's also "pretty much incompetent at everything except fighting the Evil Dead".
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Redd - Tough. One has limitless power from The Darkness, the other can imagine stuff and it will appear. I'm assuming Redd will win just due to hear intellect.
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Stitch - Read the Wiki. Just READ IT. HE'S OVERPOWERED. The only reason he can be that powerful without objection is cause he belongs in a Disney TV show and is somehow an idiot. ("Parallel Computing: He is an information repository, with a dictionary, thesaurus, encyclopedia, and experiment catalogue, and records every moment of his life, in a reserved portion of his brain that can theoretically store up to 300 PB." - What happened to that?)
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Ness
Sakuya
The Hulk
Ash's Pikachu
Bubbles
Inducing insanity isn't Reisen's only use of wave manipulation, she can also create illusions that conceal her position and attacks. It'd be very difficult for Ash to maintain his bearings on an opponent who deceives his senses. She can also unleash multiple variants of Cyclops' Optic Blast, ranging from precise beams to expanding rings. Then there's her s̶u̶p̶p̶o̶s̶i̶t̶o̶r̶i̶e̶s̶ bullets she often employs in Spellcard Duels, normally they'd be nonlethal but I think for the purposes of the fight (and she's not restricted) she can probably treat them like real shots. Lastly, Moon Rabbits are drilled with military training, Ash doesn't possess the same level of discipline. Perhaps in the fight Reisen will just keep her distance and keep peppering him until he's down.Quote from VeirAsh
Reisen
I'll be honest, I don't know much about Touhou. But from what I read about the wiki I can safely say Ash would win this fight. Ash has been through some crazy shit and already dealt with insanity on some crazy levels heh. I also would like to think Ash is fairly strong in willpower since not just any one has the balls to cut off their own hand.
Quote from GuardianTempestInducing insanity isn't Reisen's only use of wave manipulation, she can also create illusions that conceal her position and attacks. It'd be very difficult for Ash to maintain his bearings on an opponent who deceives his senses. She can also unleash multiple variants of Cyclops' Optic Blast, ranging from precise beams to expanding rings. Then there's her s̶u̶p̶p̶o̶s̶i̶t̶o̶r̶i̶e̶s̶ bullets she often employs in Spellcard Duels, normally they'd be nonlethal but I think for the purposes of the fight (and she's not restricted) she can probably treat them like real shots. Lastly, Moon Rabbits are drilled with military training, Ash doesn't possess the same level of discipline. Perhaps in the fight Reisen will just keep her distance and keep peppering him until he's down.
My argument for Sakuya will come later.
Those traits apply to his Hulk form, but Bruce Banner's much more vulnerable. In one comic, Deadpool killed him by lasting long enough to tire him out back to his human self, where he promptly dispatched him. Another thing is that Sakuya is the only functional maid in the house, it's possible that she has the patience of a saint. (No, not that one) In one of Marisa's endings in EoSD, she blooms some flowers that would normally take sixty years to mature. She's likely smart enough to notice that a direct engagement is suicidal and instead opts to stall him back into his weaker self then perforate him afterwards. Alternatively, she can preemptively one-shot him immediately long before a threat ever registers in his mind that would trigger his transformation. As a last resort, she can simply just let entropy do its thing and age him into dust, although I don't know if that even works. Basically, without the spellcard rules messing with her, Sakuya can afford to play the long game and strike him at his weakest.Sakuya
The Hulk
This guy is probably one of the few who can defeat Sakuya. No matter what she does to him I don't see her being able to keep the green beast down. He's got enough regeneration to survive in the vacuum of space by letting his lungs explode and heal themselves over and over. He's waged war on and defeated most of the most powerful beings in the marvel universe. Not to mention he has literally limitless strength, endurance, regeneration, and rage.
Quote from GuardianTempestHeh, I thought you're going to retort with him having a method for seeking enemies or something like that.
Those traits apply to his Hulk form, but Bruce Banner's much more vulnerable. In one comic, Deadpool killed him by lasting long enough to tire him out back to his human self, where he promptly dispatched him. Another thing is that Sakuya is the only functional maid in the house, it's possible that she has the patience of a saint. (No, not that one) In one of Marisa's endings in EoSD, she blooms some flowers that would normally take sixty years to mature. She's likely smart enough to notice that a direct engagement is suicidal and instead opts to stall him back into his weaker self then perforate him afterwards. Alternatively, she can preemptively one-shot him immediately long before a threat ever registers in his mind that would trigger his transformation. As a last resort, she can simply just let entropy do its thing and age him into dust, although I don't know if that even works. Basically, without the spellcard rules messing with her, Sakuya can afford to play the long game and strike him at his weakest.
I can't wait for the inevitable Sakuya vs Dio Brando matchup
Yeah, it was from Deadpool kills Marvel (or something else). I'm still sticking to my vote. Thinking about it, I guess it's presumed that the rounds start with Hulk in his state already so there goes preemptive strikes. Anyways, Hulk can still calm down, and if it can stop then Sakuya has a chance to win; She's not one to actively taunt her opponents. Also, I don't know how much of allies' influence are allowed, but perhaps Remilia's grace can ensure her fate.Quote from VeirHulk can keep going forever as long as something keeps him enraged. An enemy he can't catch would do so. Idk what comic you're talking about with Deadpool killing him but it sounds non-canon and if we're talking non-canon hulk then that's just gg already.