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Can you punch Spider-Man?

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Jun 21, 2015 5:16 PM #1374793
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he's in the backseat of a car being shot with a shotgun, where can his senses take him


I would assume the kid wouldn't be sitting in the middle seat and the kid would be sitting in the sides so he won't need to get in the car. Whatever...
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Jun 21, 2015 5:29 PM #1374795
there won't be a kid, thus forcing him to get into the car to investigate
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Jun 22, 2015 1:25 AM #1374874
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Yeah. I just don't understand why everyone else is trying to hit spider-man in the dirtiest way possible. All I'm asking is if as you are now, is it entirely possible to. Because I doubt the majority of those bar answers even drink to begin with.
How else has humanity survived? Cheap shots and dirty tricks took down wild beasts because we can't match them in bare-handed combat. (with the exception of the Godhand guy)

I could plead to him to be my self-defense teacher, then engage in a "quiz spar" after a few sessions. He knows it's a spar and he's going easy on my pitiful meek self, thus negating the spider sense and landing a punch (even though it's blocked). And if that fails, at least I get some fightan lessons to boot.
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Jun 25, 2015 2:59 AM #1375875
I guess the question should've been rephrased to "Will you be able to punch Spider-Man?"
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Jul 3, 2015 12:49 AM #1378553
Except "can" and "able to" are literally the same thing but people try to find loopholes anyway because they can't accept that a fantasy character who's concept entails being more powerful than we are is more powerful than they are.
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Jul 3, 2015 2:06 AM #1378571
If spider sense does anything it tells Spiderman when someone is about to punch him. And he is faster than any punch [which I can throw], so if he knows about the punch he can dodge it. So there are only two ways to punch Spiderman: block/discount his spider sense and creep up on him; or reduce his speed (perhaps with something sticky ... like ... a web?). I am not capable of those things, so I could not punch Spiderman. And neither could any of you.
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Jul 3, 2015 2:27 AM #1378573
Do I think I can punch Batman with resources? Yes.

Do I think I can just punch Spiderman? Nope.
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Jul 3, 2015 1:41 PM #1378719
Yes ... I can... I read to many comic books
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Jul 3, 2015 2:30 PM #1378730
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Except "can" and "able to" are literally the same thing but people try to find loopholes anyway because they can't accept that a fantasy character who's concept entails being more powerful than we are is more powerful than they are.


That, or nobody actually thinks that anyone would ask a question whose answer would be obvious and definite. I don't see how trying to come up with a creative and fun way of going about the improbably suddenly suggests the existence inferiority complex of stickpage members to a fictional character.
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Jul 3, 2015 2:48 PM #1378734
awe man, i voted b4 i read ._.

Edit: don't know if this has been mentioned b4, but i'd take his girlfriend, that ought to lay a punch on his pweny little heart xD
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Jul 3, 2015 3:19 PM #1378746
It is possible to reveal his identity to several of his arch-nemesis, and use the element of surprise to get them to capture him and punch him in the face while he is chained or bound.
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Jul 4, 2015 1:02 AM #1378902
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That, or nobody actually thinks that anyone would ask a question whose answer would be obvious and definite. I don't see how trying to come up with a creative and fun way of going about the improbably suddenly suggests the existence inferiority complex of stickpage members to a fictional character.


I'm not suggesting an inferiority complex. I was suggesting that nobody wants to feel inferior, not even to Spiderman. Of course, in jest.
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Jul 6, 2015 1:56 AM #1379824
i can punch spider man because his fegit. he has no life but play with his webs. he sometimes use it to capture girl. Put it in his room. if u know what i mean. but yeah i can punch him becuz im UFC champion.
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Jul 8, 2015 7:23 PM #1380689
i probably could. on like is toe or something ⊙﹏⊙. knowing his spider sense can be tricked if something moves faster than he can react and its only useful if he knows what to react to. and since he would never suspect a KID to try to hit him. he wouldnt ever suspect a kid waiting on top of a building with a K.O dart aimed at his neck, he would go down in like 4 minutes considering his strength, then go up to him while hes asleep, and punch his foot cuz hes cool and it'd suck if he lost a tooth or something.