Haha, Lami. Such a precaution, eh?
Poor Squidd and Person McPerson. Now they can only pray for their lives by now

Nay musti, they can still defend, they just cant move.

Ow, didn't see that. Seems the info's hidden so well behind the front page spoiler to me.

Just realized they both stand on the same point so I'm just going to expect epic cowboy duel between them B|

I did not get any message from you Hewitt.
Why is that move illegal? I believe with 10 SPD from the Hovercraft I can move to F6 legally. I'm not thinking that the map wraps around and I do count the -1 SPD from the river. I'm going a straight line from A6 to B6, C6, D6, E6 (-1 SPD), then F6. That would cost me 6 SPD right?

Shit.

I'm so sorry, I completely forgot you had the hovercraft. I'll fix your earlier position to F6. My bad.

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Shit.

I'm so sorry, I completely forgot you had the hovercraft. I'll fix your earlier position to F6. My bad.

shouldn't you change the tile to 8/9 pms received, because Squidd and I can't move?

Notable Locations:
River Sticks (lower-right quadrant) - A famous river known for being composed entirely of fanwank. After decades of Terkoiz worship, this river has gained the notoriety of being EXTREMELY Sticky. As such, traversing in and out of this area reduces your SPD by 3. If you happen to foolishly enter this area when your SPD is less than 3, you will unfortunately be stuck there until you can kill someone to raise your SPD.

RHG Arena (F6) - At the center of fanwank is the world's greatest stage. Centuries of duels have given this place notoriety as a place where the fighting spirit perseveres. Rumors talk of fantastic treasure hidden from within...but only the battle-worthy shall be able to reap from its rewards. Only by being the Last Man Standing on this square for 2 Hours will you be able to acquire a fantastic prize. There is also another rule concerning the arena: No Cowards. As such, you can only attack and be attacked by people in this very square. May the best champion win.

Forest of Woe (A5,B5) - A copse of trees known for their height and sturdiness. Anyone who steps into this area has a 1/6 chance of 'climbing' these trees for protection. If successful, the player will be able to attack freely without the risk of being attacked by any kind of BIM.

Tomb of the Crusader (B2) - A lonely fortress said to contain the spirits of Old Users from ages past. A glorious weapon lies within if you can solve its puzzle. Around the map are three keys hidden throughout the land. In order to open this Tomb, a player must acquire all three. There is only 1 key in the whole island so if another player has it, you have to Attack successfully to steal it from them (killing is optional). Once all 3 keys are acquired and the player is standing on this space, the gates will open...

Stuck Implosion BIM (B5) - An Implosion BIM (see front page for info) that can only be activated where it stands. People who happen to successfully hide in the tree are safe from its attack.

Secret Tunnel (F1) - A shortcut that can lead to anywhere else in the map. Unfortunately only 1 entrance has been found so far. Traversing here to the next entrance will cost 1 Move Pt. as if you just walked into that space.





Hour 6 Positions
A2
Lamitrov

B4
Squidd *STUNNED 2 HRs*
Person McPerson *STUNNED 1 HR*
- will auto pickup by the last man standing in the square

B5
_Ai_


C2
Azure, picks up the


D3
Veir

E6
Exilement

F1
Aquila


F4
Golden

F6
---

G1
Hobbes


Specifics of this Hour:
- PM your Action NOW. Possible Moves:
a) Attack
- Can attack people in your space AND adjacent ones. One target only.
- Attack will Stack. If more than 1 person Attacks someone, they take all the damage altogether.
- Countered by Bait.
- Volcano is still active. Searching yields 50% chance of hurting yourself.
- Lava is starting to flow from the offscreen Volcano!!!

b) Bait
- If someone is attacking you, Bait will turn their Attack against them.
- If no one is attacking you, you end up hitting yourself.

c) Do Nothing
- Counters Bait. Lets them attack themselves.
- Does not counter Attack.

d) Search
- Might yield any of the shit on my frontpage.
- Leaves you vulnerable to Attack if anyone is targetting you.
- Increased uses in the same space (if staying) increases the chances of Search.
- Sometimes yields clues instead.

- Pls put your answer in the title of your PM for convinience. Unless you want to ask something as well, in which you specify.
- If a Player is inactive, he will take the move that will definitely damage him. If he is inactive for 2 Hours straight, I will self-destruct their bodies for insubordination. There will be a 50% chance that their Gems survive...

e) Stun (Lamitrov Only)
- Target person in same space or adjacent one for up to 3 spaces
- Target will not be able to move for 2 Hours (they can still perform Actions though)
- Can only be done 5 times.

f) Technique (Exilement and --- only)
- Used as an alt-fire mechanism for certain BIMs.
- Can be passive so just ignore.

g) Use (Anyone with BIMs)
- Select square to throw BIM. Must be adjacent.
- For Homing BIMs, select target AND square to throw
- For Remote BIMs, just "Set" them as an action, then "Detonate" any other turn.

Player Roster (Click to Show)

List of Beta Testers:
1) Golden, the Knife Salesman [O|O|X|X] (+++) SPD: 1
Has:
- 1 Secret Technique (to be revealed upon use).

2) Lamitrov, the Bartender [O|O|O|X] (+) SPD: 1
Has:
- Taser Gun with [||||O] charges.
- 1 Implosion BIM
- 1 Blazing Gas BIM
- 1 Homing BIMs

3) Squidd, the Ironic Fisherman [O|O|O|X] (+) SPD: 2 **STUNNED: 2 HRS**
Has:
- 2 Barrier BIMs
- 1 Homing BIM
- 1 Blazing Gas BIM

4) Azure, the Culinarian [O|O|O|O] (++) SPD: 2
Has:
- 1 Flaming Gas BIM
- 1 Homing BIM
- 1 Crossfire BIM
- Baseball Glove

5) Person McPerson, the Hotelier [O|>|X|X] (+) SPD: 1 **STUNNED: 1 HR**
***A '>' symbol means Half Damaged

6) Veir, the Red Shirt [O|O|X|X] (+) SPD: 1

7) ---, the Ordinary Highschool Student [O|O|O|O|D|D] (+) SPD: 10 (for 4 Hours)
Has:
- Airplane Food
***Eating is a free action and can be used alongside another one.
- 1 Secret Technique (to be revealed upon use).
- 2 Blazing Gas BIMs
- 1 Barrier BIM
- Bomb-Proof Vest (HP Bar updated)
- Hovercraft | Fuel: [DDDD]

8) Exilement, the Carnie [O|O|O|O] (+) SPD: 2
Has:
- 1 Secret Technique (to be revealed upon use).
- 2 Blazing Gas BIMs
- 2 Remote BIMs

9) Aquila, the Biologist [O|O|O|X] (+) SPD: 2
Has:
- 1 Secret Technique (to be revealed upon use).

10) Hobbes, the Gynecologist [O|O|O|X] (+) SPD: 1
Has:
- 1 Remote Control BIMs
- 1 Homing BIM

11) Ai, the Admiral [O|O|O|O] (+) SPD: 1
Has:
- 1 Secret Technique (to be revealed upon use).
- 3 Remote BIMs
- 1 Crossfire BIM
- 1 Implosion BIM

+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+

Deceased
GuardianTempest, the NEET
Devour, the Pineapple Inspector
Haru, the Fryman
Ashero, the Unlucky Bastard

Deadline is 36 hours from now.

Good Luck!

haha, fuck.

The wait is real.

Sorry guys we seem to have stalled because some users are asking questions. It's not their faults---I'm just not getting to them on time.

Also, you've all probably noticed by now the flaw in thsi game: it just takes too damn long. No worries, as I will ensure the Volcano will force you all to die before you go on about avoiding each other, thinking there are more things to be searched.

In future revisions (if I can deploy it), I'll be sure to fix this flaw permanently by making the map extra small (5x5 should do it), whilst removing the ability to search altogether. The point of this was to be fast-paced with the chance for alot of people to join; instead of the dragfest that this has become.

Still. I made this game as it is, and with the way it was designed, I am obligated to finish it. And I will. Don't worry, no abandoning here.

I will say however, that we might be expecting some suicides soon, as some of our players have given up probably due to the unnatural length of this game. My apologies for those guys btw, but that doesn't give me an excuse to give it up.

To everyone still playing, thanks for staying and committing.

Quote from Hewitt

Sorry guys we seem to have stalled because some users are asking questions. It's not their faults---I'm just not getting to them on time.

Also, you've all probably noticed by now the flaw in thsi game: it just takes too damn long. No worries, as I will ensure the Volcano will force you all to die before you go on about avoiding each other, thinking there are more things to be searched.

In future revisions (if I can deploy it), I'll be sure to fix this flaw permanently by making the map extra small (5x5 should do it), whilst removing the ability to search altogether. The point of this was to be fast-paced with the chance for alot of people to join; instead of the dragfest that this has become.

Still. I made this game as it is, and with the way it was designed, I am obligated to finish it. And I will. Don't worry, no abandoning here.

I will say however, that we might be expecting some suicides soon, as some of our players have given up probably due to the unnatural length of this game. My apologies for those guys btw, but that doesn't give me an excuse to give it up.

To everyone still playing, thanks for staying and committing.

Of course I'll be seeing this to the end.

Also sent you a little PM you might like

(not game related)

Fisherman still here, though I don't know what to do while stunned.

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Fisherman still here, though I don't know what to do while stunned.

Stunned just means you can't move. You can still attack people though....