Quote from GuardianTempest>Retrieve arms
>captchalogue arms
CYOA: Booty Quest
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Sep 3, 2015 9:14 AM #1401563
>captchalogue arms
Sep 3, 2015 1:41 PM #1401589
>teleport outside
Sep 3, 2015 10:12 PM #1401644
>Start banging the "chick" picture on the wall.
Sep 3, 2015 10:15 PM #1401645
> Summon a succubus to train you in the ways of sex.
Sep 4, 2015 4:39 PM #1401773
>smoke magic weed erryday
Sep 5, 2015 6:49 PM #1401999
Quote from GuardianTempest>Retrieve arms
Quote from Squidd>captchalogue arms
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How's about a finger instead?
Quote from Drone>turn my swag on
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Turned up to the max, yo.
+2 Charisma!
Quote from Exime>Brush my beard.
Quote from Salt>Take a shower, brush my teeth and beard. Put on a nice clean wizard hat and gown.
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Though you have no other outfits at the moment you broke ass wizard, you do take care to clean yourself up. Specifically your manly fucking majestic beard.
+1 Charisma!
Quote from ???>Start banging the "chick" picture on the wall.
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You could never do such a thing! This is an rendition of the super rare "Cock-a-Doodle"atrice, a vicious yet adorable monster which turns you to stone if you look into its beautiful eyes, but can enhance your "manhood" of you manage to consume its flesh. The artist who did it for you was some gal you met while drunk in a tavern one night. You don't remember exactly what happened, but the day after, you got this picture dropped off at your doorstep.
It was probably a pretty good night.
Quote from Veir> Summon a succubus to train you in the ways of sex.
Your magic is too shitty at the moment to even attempt that kind of shit.
Quote from Magi>Go back to sleep
Hell no, you just woke up. Shit needs to get done.
Quote from Lamitrov>Look outside window
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You see a few other houses, the tavern, the Help Wanted Board beside the tavern where people can request literally any kind of service (and often pay well), some shops, the castle in the distance, and your garden of MAGICAL DRUGS AND INGREDIENTS.
Quote from XaioShadow>smoke magic weed erryday
You need to wait at least 2 more days for it to finish growing. As your primary job is making stuff strong enough for the king, you have to give him 80% of your shit, so it takes time to make a suitably large enough crop.
That said, when it comes in, the shit is out of this world.
Quote from Hobbes>teleport outside
Quote from Smile>teleport outside
Because your magic is so shitty, you can only teleport once a day. Sure you wanna use it for this?
Sep 5, 2015 6:57 PM #1402000
>Practice shitty pick up lines in the mirror
Sep 5, 2015 7:04 PM #1402001
>Read a tome on how to pick up women
Sep 5, 2015 7:08 PM #1402003
Quote from Exime>Steal some money and beer in the cavern, and teleport back to my house
we haven't left the house yet.
Sep 5, 2015 11:20 PM #1402060
>go outside and walk towards the Help Wanted Board
Sep 5, 2015 11:30 PM #1402062
Quote from Smile>go outside and walk towards the Help Wanted Board
>Do what smile said.
Sep 6, 2015 12:04 AM #1402067
Quote from ???>Do what smile said.
>Agree with ??? and do what smile said
Sep 6, 2015 3:43 PM #1402237
>Go to the tavern. I'll attempt to pick up women with my increased charisma to help improve my sexual skill stat.
Sep 6, 2015 3:46 PM #1402238
Wouldnt that be too many actions in one turn?
Sep 6, 2015 3:47 PM #1402239
Quote from EximeWouldnt that be too many actions in one turn?
True, edited.