>I need some ass
>Plow my wife for money (Does he even have one?)

While I can work with this, I'd prefer a few more votes. I'll hold off until some time around the middle of tomorrow to post, and I'll edit this one if there're no updates.

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>I need some ass

Sure.
>I need some ass.

>plow wife, quick cash, trolls.

For those of you unable to read the text (likely all of you), the missions are as follows:

KILL SOME TROLLS/LOTS OF GOLD:
Mission Type: Extermination

A group of trolls has taken over a bridge. Kill them all!
~Royal Guard

I NEED SOME ASS
Mission Type: Persuasion/Escort

I've heard there's a group of nymphs with a fat fetish. Convince one to meet w/ me.
~Fat Guy

PLOW MY WIFE FOR LOTS OF HONEY
Mission Type: Sexual Favor

You'll understand. I'll give you 10 gallons of Royal Queen Honey.
~Desperation Incarnate



So, what order will you take them on in? Or will you take them on at all?

Let's put our charisma to use and get that guy some ass.

>I need some ass

PLOW MY WIFE FOR LOTS OF HONEY.

We be using hoes to plow her fields.

And let's see how good Azure is at censoring/innuendos.

>Plow my wife for lots of honey.

Things're tied, and I dunno what to do, folks! Can we break it's? Is it possible? Will I just go with the Trolls as the first quest to fuck with you?

Who knows? I don't! :D

aaaaand der it is. Unless Azure decides to fuck with us. >: D

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aaaaand der it is. Unless Azure decides to fuck with us. >: D

Stop fucking around and bee serious.

Fine, but you don't have to bee so mean. (Yes I reused your joke :D)

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Fine, but you don't have to bee so mean. (Yes I reused your joke :D)

beehive yourself and make your own