Can I still vote?
If so, >I need some ass.
CYOA: Booty Quest
Started by: Azure | Replies: 183 | Views: 15,272
Sep 12, 2015 12:09 AM #1403148
Sep 12, 2015 3:35 AM #1403164
>_> I beelieve you just tied it up again.
Sep 12, 2015 8:19 AM #1403185
Quote from ???>_> I beelieve you just tied it up again.
Lets not go further down this rabbeet hole.
Sep 13, 2015 2:24 PM #1403350
Breaking the tie again.
> go get that honey ;)
> go get that honey ;)
Sep 13, 2015 7:01 PM #1403396
Quote from ???PLOW MY WIFE FOR LOTS OF HONEY.
We be using hoes to plow her fields.
And let's see how good Azure is at censoring/innuendos.
Quote from Salt>Plow my wife for lots of honey.
Quote from EximeI will be the tie breaker, plow my wife with lots of honey!
Quote from XaioShadowBreaking the tie again.
> go get that honey ;)
You decide the best route to go is to start your engines back up. After all, if you're chasing after some quality tail, why not get some lesser tail to make the experience even better? It'll also help build your rep, and you get to have sex, and you get some Royal Queen Honey, which is not only super useful, it's fucking rare as shit and worth tons of cash. There is no loss in this scenario. You head to the Quest-giver's address.

He opens the door pretty quickly, and sees the flyer. He knows what's up. There is fear in his eyes for some reason.
Guy: So, you're taking on the job, huh? If you wanna run away, now's your last chance. Once you're in here, you're not leaving until the job's done, or you are.
Considering you can't see in the house, the curtains are drawn, and there is no light, you can't help but wonder why he's offering such a large and expensive reward for some stranger to do the nasty with his wife.
Will you reconsider, or head in?
Sep 13, 2015 7:24 PM #1403399
>Head in
Sep 13, 2015 7:24 PM #1403400
I feel like this is a trap.
Sep 13, 2015 7:28 PM #1403401
Who cares we need balls if we want to get the princess
Sep 13, 2015 7:41 PM #1403404
Quote from EximeWho cares we need balls if we want to get the princess
You make a good point.
>Head in
Sep 13, 2015 9:52 PM #1403426
$10, his wife is a giant bee
Sep 13, 2015 9:56 PM #1403428
>Head in because I ain't no bitch.
Sep 13, 2015 9:58 PM #1403429
Quote from Drone$10, his wife is a giant bee
Oh please no. Do you know how much that would hurt?!
>Head in.
Let's do this.
Sep 13, 2015 11:41 PM #1403435
Sep 14, 2015 8:54 AM #1403497
>head in
We are a Mage so if it does hurt then we can always heal ourself... Right?
Exactly how proficient are we with magic?
We are a Mage so if it does hurt then we can always heal ourself... Right?
Exactly how proficient are we with magic?
Sep 14, 2015 12:39 PM #1403514
Jesus christ guys it's like all the blood in your bodies are in your dicks right now. There might as well be a huge neon-lighted sign on the dude's forehead saying "you will regret this".
>reconsider
>reconsider