CYOA: Booty Quest
Started by: Azure | Replies: 183 | Views: 15,272
Oct 16, 2015 2:31 AM #1409002
>Agree with Lamitrov and ask Guardian spirit, "What the hell do you do?"
Oct 16, 2015 2:33 AM #1409003
>Agree with GMR about agreeing with Lamitrov and ask Guardian spirit, "What the hell do you do?"
> Question the fat man about the I need Ass Quest.
> Question the fat man about the I need Ass Quest.
Oct 16, 2015 2:44 AM #1409004
Quote from Lamitrov>Ask Guardian spirit, "What the hell do you do?"
Quote from GMR>Agree with Lamitrov and ask Guardian spirit, "What the hell do you do?"
Quote from ScatterFace>Agree with GMR about agreeing with Lamitrov and ask Guardian spirit, "What the hell do you do?"
Guardian Spirit: I am the Keen Kazoo, Dumb-Dumb. I am not at all a barely adjusted copyrighted character that didn't make any real sense in the series of origin unless you're a mad theorist who merges magic and aliens together. That said, what I do is keep you in the ooo, ooo, ooo~! Basically, I make your magic go sha-sha shaaaaa, though I don't stick around too long. I'm also a lot smarter than you, but then again, that's only obvious. You can summon me up once a day. Make good use of me~
> Question the fat man about the I need Ass Quest.
Man: So, like, yeah. Find me one of those nymphs. Need a map or something?
Oct 16, 2015 2:50 AM #1409005
> Reply to the fat man "You think... Of course..."
> Go back to your house and tend your drug plants
> Go back to your house and tend your drug plants
Oct 16, 2015 2:51 AM #1409006
>Ask guardian spirit to find a map to some nymphs
Oct 16, 2015 4:10 AM #1409010
>Ask the fat man for a map.
Oct 16, 2015 4:51 AM #1409015
>In exchange for the map for the map give him our secret for being so bony and skinny
Oct 16, 2015 11:33 AM #1409041
>Just stay in town and look for a nympho for the fat man. It's a tiny difference to a nymph so he won't notice, and even if he does it would rather make him more happy. :)
Oct 16, 2015 9:35 PM #1409134
>Slap the fat man while asking for a map.
Oct 24, 2015 6:51 PM #1410613
Updating Monday. Also, you guys are kinda assholes.
Oct 24, 2015 6:54 PM #1410614
Quote from AzureUpdating Monday. Also, you guys are kinda assholes.
Wth how so
Oct 24, 2015 7:03 PM #1410618
One person wants to slap him, one person wants to be a sarcastic douche, and one person implies that he's not happy with his self-image.
Oct 25, 2015 4:52 AM #1410738
XD Now that you say that...
Oct 27, 2015 2:15 AM #1411220
You get a simple map. The man also warns you to watch out for the GUARDIAN OF THE FOREST OF NYMPHS.
You get an uncomfortable feeling. Then you remember...
Quote from ScatterFace> Go back to your house and tend your drug plants
Oh dear Lord HewHewHew, you forgot about the King's weed. Hopefully, rather than prepare to murder you violently, he just decided to take your entire harvest for himself.
Oct 27, 2015 2:17 AM #1411221
well, we are screwed.
>begin research on stronger spells, mainly defensive/healing ones.
>begin research on stronger spells, mainly defensive/healing ones.