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Quote from DevourElsewhere, Jesus himself poked his head out of the clouds and looked at everything that had happened in these last few days. "Gee, I really let things get out of hand, didn't I..." He winced. "Well, that's alright. I can still fix this before Dad notices. It should be another hundred years before he even--"
"Good morning, my son." The literal God spoke down from his place up in heaven. "It is good to be awake again. Tell me, how has Earth fared since I asked you to keep an eye on it for me?"
"Oh." Worrying now, Jesus started thinking of what he could possibly do. "I, uh, you won't believe what's happened since you slept!" He replied back telepathically. "Uh..."
Panicking, Jesus snapped his fingers and literally every living thing on the planet dropped dead. All the heroes and villains of this story collapsed on the spot.
"I guess they all got bored. So bored that they just sat down and slept until they died. Gosh..." Jesus began to sweat nervously.
At that moment, literally actually God appeared next to Jesus in the sky. "Well... I guess that's basically what I do. I can't really blame them if they found the world boring, eh?"
"Heh... yeah..." Jesus faked a smile. "I guess that means we'll have to live in Heaven now?"
"Nope!" God gave Jesus his most nefarious grin. There was something in his eye that gave him the chills. "They found this universe boring, yeah? It wasn't quite entertaining enough for them... eh?"
Jesus tugged his collar.
"Just wait until they see what I make next! That'll really knock their socks off! Muahahaha!" God disappeared in a blink, planning things that Jesus could never even begin to fathom.
He wasn't sure if things were about to get better... or much, much worse.
THE END.