One treasure please

Drizzle the Sizzle - The Black Sewers, Floor 1
Room 5: Drizzle kicks down the door to find...a Giant Snail (6 HP)
Drizzle knocks the mofo in its slimy head by 5 damage.
The Giant Snail walks all over Drizzle for 2 damage.
Drizzle grossly punches the snail with a piddly 2 damage. It is enough.
Drizzle gains 1 XP (XP 1 HP 5)

Drizzle descends... (Food 5)

The Black Sewers, Floor 2
Room 1: Drizzle is greeted by a gleeful Merchant "What're you buyin?"



devi the Brave - The Undead Catacombs, Floor 8
Room 5: devi opens the chest to find...2 Gold (4 Gold)

devi descends... (Food 1)

The Undead Catacombs, Floor 9
Room 1: devi is greeted by an amicable Merchant "What're ya buyin?"

Rest up

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Zero enters...The Black Sewers

Zero the One - The Black Sewers, Floor 1
Room 1: Zero must've felt a bit of his past life for when he enters the first room it is...a Ghoul (4 HP)
Zero slips on ratshit and misses completely.
The Ghoul deals 2 damage.
Zero tightens his stance and deals 5 damage in desperation.
Zero gains 1 XP (XP 1 HP 2)

Room 2-3: Zero finds himself in familiar straits. CHOOSE YOUR FATE: MERCHANT OR TREASURE

Zero Stats (Click to Show)

HP: 2
Rank: 1
Armor: 0
Gold: 2
Food: 5
XP: 1

Items: None

Merchant.

x2 Bandage.

Edit: I'll be quoting from now on Hewitt so it may be a bit easier for you in retracing the log since there are a lot of players now.

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Drizzle the Sizzle - The Black Sewers, Floor 1
Room 5: Drizzle kicks down the door to find...a Giant Snail (6 HP)
Drizzle knocks the mofo in its slimy head by 5 damage.
The Giant Snail walks all over Drizzle for 2 damage.
Drizzle grossly punches the snail with a piddly 2 damage. It is enough.
Drizzle gains 1 XP (XP 1 HP 5)

Drizzle descends... (Food 5)

The Black Sewers, Floor 2
Room 1: Drizzle is greeted by a gleeful Merchant "What're you buyin?"

Click after buying (Click to Show)

Room 2-3: Drizzle is faced with a fork in the road. CHOOSE YOUR FATE: RESTING (see frontpage for details) OR TREASURE

Drizzle Stats (Click to Show)

HP: 5
Rank: 1
Armor: 1
Gold: 6
Food: 5
XP: 1

Items: None

I'll skip the merchant, and treasure please.

That is a good idea. Players should do this from now on if they can; quote my previous blurb on them so I'll have an easier time keeping track of who's playing when.


Skeleton the Bony - The Black Sewers, Floor 3
Room 3: Skeleton rests his weary bones. You can bet this pun will be used for the entirety of this run (HP 6)

Room 4: Skeleton enters the room to find a lone chest. He opens it to find...a Mimic (5 HP)!
Skeleton uses bone-fu but falls on his ass.
The Mimic devours Skeleton for 2 damage.
Skeleton uses his sword instead and deals 3 damage.
The Mimic devours Skeleton for 2 damage.
Skeleton lets out a shriek as he kamikazes into the monster for 6 damage.
Skeleton gains 1 XP for his ordeal. (3 XP 2 HP)

Room 5-6: Skeleton is faced with a dilemma...Experience or Riches CHOOSE YOUR FATE: MONSTER or TREASURE


Zero the One - The Black Sewers, Floor 1
Room 2: Zero buys a pair of bandages (HP 4 Gold 0)

Room 4: Zero enters a rotten meat locker. One of Zero's roach burgers wastes away (Food 4)

Room 5-6: Zero is faced with a fork. CHOOSE YOUR FATE: EVENT OR RESTING

Drizzle the Sizzle - The Black Sewers, Floor 2
Room 2: Drizzle opens the chest to find 1 Gold (Gold 7)

Room 4: Drizzle finds himself a sharper sword (XP 2)

Room 6: Drizzle finds himself in the jowls of a mutant Centipede (HP 7)!
Drizzle trips over his own shoe.
The Centipede pinches Drizzle until he bleeds for 1 damage.
Drizzle swings left for 3 damage.
The Centipede pinches Drizzle for 1 damage.
Drizzle falls on his ass again.
The Centipede pinches Drizzle for 1 damage.
Drizzle swings hard for 5 damage!
Drizzle gains 1 XP (3 XP 2 HP)

Drizzle descends (Food 4)...

The Black Sewers, Floor 3
A mesmerizing howl echoes the chamber. A boss lies at the end of the hall.

Room 1: Drizzle is met by a kind Merchant. "You look like you could use some Poppy Seeds. What're ya buyin?"

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Zero the One - The Black Sewers, Floor 1
Room 2: Zero buys a pair of bandages (HP 4 Gold 0)

Room 4: Zero enters a rotten meat locker. One of Zero's roach burgers wastes away (Food 4)

Room 5-6: Zero is faced with a fork. CHOOSE YOUR FATE: EVENT OR RESTING

Zero Stats (Click to Show)

HP: 4
Rank: 1
Armor: 0
Gold: 0
Food: 4
XP: 1

Items: None

Resting.

+2 HP

Zero the One - The Black Sewers, Floor 1
Room 6: Zero dozes off and regains energy (HP 6)

Zero descends (Food 3)...

The Black Sewers, Floor 2
Room 3: Zero opens the chest to find 1 Gold (Gold 1)

Room 4: Zero prepares himself to face against...Rat Swarm (8 HP)
Zero swings left for a CRITICAL HIT of 9 damage.
The Rat swarm falls. Zero gains 1 XP (XP 2)

Room 5-6: CHOOSE YOUR FATE: EVENT OR RESTING

Quote from Hewitt

Zero the One - The Black Sewers, Floor 1
Room 6: Zero dozes off and regains energy (HP 6)

Zero descends (Food 3)...

The Black Sewers, Floor 2
Room 3: Zero opens the chest to find 1 Gold (Gold 1)

Room 4: Zero prepares himself to face against...Rat Swarm (8 HP)
Zero swings left for a CRITICAL HIT of 9 damage.
The Rat swarm falls. Zero gains 1 XP (XP 2)

Room 5-6: CHOOSE YOUR FATE: EVENT OR RESTING

Zero Stats (Click to Show)

HP: 6
Rank: 1
Armor: 0
Gold: 1
Food: 4
XP: 2

Items: None

Event.

I'll take the treasure

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Drizzle the Sizzle - The Black Sewers, Floor 2
Room 2: Drizzle opens the chest to find 1 Gold (Gold 7)

Room 4: Drizzle finds himself a sharper sword (XP 2)

Room 6: Drizzle finds himself in the jowls of a mutant Centipede (HP 7)!
Drizzle trips over his own shoe.
The Centipede pinches Drizzle until he bleeds for 1 damage.
Drizzle swings left for 3 damage.
The Centipede pinches Drizzle for 1 damage.
Drizzle falls on his ass again.
The Centipede pinches Drizzle for 1 damage.
Drizzle swings hard for 5 damage!
Drizzle gains 1 XP (3 XP 2 HP)

Drizzle descends (Food 4)...

The Black Sewers, Floor 3
A mesmerizing howl echoes the chamber. A boss lies at the end of the hall.

Room 1: Drizzle is met by a kind Merchant. "You look like you could use some Poppy Seeds. What're ya buyin?"

click after buying (Click to Show)

Room 2-3: CHOOSE YOUR FATE: EVENT OR MONSTER

Drizzle Stats (Click to Show)

HP: 2
Rank: 1
Armor: 1
Gold: 7
Food: 4
XP: 3

Items: None

Ughhhh, I'll take my luck and skip this one also. Event please.

Can't risk dying, I'll rest up for +2 hp.

I'll buy #1 poppy seeds

I go to event

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devi the Brave - The Undead Catacombs, Floor 8
Room 5: devi opens the chest to find...2 Gold (4 Gold)

devi descends... (Food 1)

The Undead Catacombs, Floor 9
Room 1: devi is greeted by an amicable Merchant "What're ya buyin?"

Click after buying (Click to Show)

Room 2-3: devi is back on his age old quest. CHOOSE YOUR FATE: EVENT OR TREASURE

devi Stats (Click to Show)

HP: 8
Rank: 2
Armor: 3
Gold: 4
Food: 3
XP: 11

Items: None

Quote from Hewitt

That is a good idea. Players should do this from now on if they can; quote my previous blurb on them so I'll have an easier time keeping track of who's playing when.


Skeleton the Bony - The Black Sewers, Floor 3
Room 3: Skeleton rests his weary bones. You can bet this pun will be used for the entirety of this run (HP 6)

Room 4: Skeleton enters the room to find a lone chest. He opens it to find...a Mimic (5 HP)!
Skeleton uses bone-fu but falls on his ass.
The Mimic devours Skeleton for 2 damage.
Skeleton uses his sword instead and deals 3 damage.
The Mimic devours Skeleton for 2 damage.
Skeleton lets out a shriek as he kamikazes into the monster for 6 damage.
Skeleton gains 1 XP for his ordeal. (3 XP 2 HP)

Room 5-6: Skeleton is faced with a dilemma...Experience or Riches CHOOSE YOUR FATE: MONSTER or TREASURE

Skeleton Stats (Click to Show)

HP: 2
Rank: 1
Armor: 0
Gold: 2
Food: 2
XP: 3

Items: Poison Wand (deal 2 extra damage every turn from when this wand is used)

Is the wand a consumable I can only use for a single fight or can I use it repeatedly? Surely I could prevent myself losing two health if I used the wand on this fight? If it's a persistent item after the first use I'd like to have used it.

Anyway I'll choose treasure