Gotta be able to tank stuff ya know

I'll take a quick nap and rest for the 2 HP.

So you guys might notice that I'm already including the forks in spoiler tags. Please do not abuse them and only look at them once you've made the previous decision. I am putting them down ahead of time to speed things up and make things less boring for everyone. If I find these abused in some way to try and win further, I will remove them and sacrifice time for quality.



Zero the One - The Black Sewers, Floor 2
Room 5: Zero enters a chamber belonging to a dead warrior's spirit. He absorbs his essence and gets stronger (XP 3)

Zero descends... (Food 3)

The Black Sewers, Floor 3
A vicious creature greets him from the end of the hall...

Room 1: Resting Room CHOOSE YOUR BOON

DoctorNoob the Nurse - The Black Sewers, Floor 1
Room 3: DoctorNoob opens the chest to find...1 Gold (Gold 6)

Room 4: DoctorNoob opens the door to find a Merchant. "What're you buyin?"



Drizzle the Sizzle - The Black Sewers, Floor 3
Room 1: The Merchant raises an eyebrow "Seriously?" as you ignore her and shut the door in her face.

Room 2: Drizzle finds a loaf of bread sitting in an empty kitchen (Food 5)

Room 4: Resting Room. CHOOSE YOUR BOON

WyzDM the Wise - The Black Sewers, Floor 2
Room 3: WyzDM shuts his eyes and takes a rest (HP 3)

Room 4: WyzDM opens a secret chest to find Gold (Gold 2)

Room 5: WyzDM is met by a Merchant "Would you like to heal your wounds? I will only need all your gold."

devi the Brave - The Undead Catacombs, Floor 9
Room 1: devi heals his wounds using his recently gotten gains (Gold 1 HP 12)

Room 2: devi stumbles in the dark only to trip on a great kite shield (Armor 4)

Room 4: As devi walks inside a click by his heel releases a springloaded spike trap...which he swiftly evades.

Room 5-6: CHOOSE YOUR FATE: MONSTER OR RESTING

@Skeleton: Wands can only be used after the attack action. I guess I'll activate it here if it gives the best chance of beating the boss. You got a REALLY lucky roll though. Nasty.

Skeleton the Bony - The Black Sewers, Floor 3
Room 6: Skeleton opens a REAL chest this time and finds 2 Gold AND an Ice Wand!

Room 7: Skeleton faces off against a Meat Golem (10 HP)!
Skeleton attacks for 3 damage. He crackles open the Ice Wand and the Meat Golem is frozen in place.
The frozen Meat Golem is paralyzed.
Skeleton swings left for 5 damage.
The frozen Meat Golem is defrosting...
Skeleton swings right this time and tenderizes the Meat Golem enough to shatter it for 5 damage!
Skeleton gains 2 XP and 2 Gold for his troubles. (5 XP Gold 4)

Skeleton descends...(Food 1) down towards fouler depths in the Poisnous Dungeon

Skeleton the Bony - The Poisonous Dungeon, Floor 4
Room 1: Skeleton stops wearily at a Resting Place. CHOOSE YOUR BOON



Firewall the Fleeting - The Black Sewers, Floor 2
Room 2: Firewall rests his weary self (HP 6)

Room 4: Firewall charges in and faces a deranged soldier (HP 5)!
Firewall strikes first...and trips spectacularly.
The Soldier ganks Firewall for 1 damage.
Firewall gets angry and goes for a CRITICAL 8 damage sword slash.
Firewall wins and gains 1 XP (XP 2 HP 5)

Room 5: Firewall opens the chest next door to find 2 Gold and another bracer (Gold 3 Armor 2)

Firewall descends... (Food 1)

The Black Sewers, Floor 3
An ominous wail signals a boss guarding the end of the hall...

Room 1: Firewall cannot rests as he comes up against a Rabid Pitbull (4 HP)!
Firewall makes short work of the pup and skewers it to death
Firewall gains 1 XP (3 XP)

Room 3: Firewall opens the chest and finds 2 Gold (Gold 5)

Room 4: Firewall is greeted by a familiar face. "Are you buying anything sonny?"

HP +2

Drizzle the Sizzle - The Black Sewers, Floor 3
Room 4: Drizzle rests his weary eyes (HP 4)

Room 5: Drizzle opens a chest to find 1 Gold (Gold 8)

Room 7: Drizzle busts down the door to find...Skeleton Chariot (10 HP)!
Drizzle could not catch up and deals 2 damage
The Skeleton Chariot runs him over for 2 damage.
Drizzle finds no speed and only knocks him down for 3 damage.
The Skeleton Chariot runs him over again for 2 damage.
Drizzle is trampled to death.

~~So Endeth the Legend of Drizzle the Sizzle~~




Not that I'm judging, but getting your ass kicked on the 1st boss on the easiest difficulty is very lulzy

lmao, guess I am not fit to be a dungeon hunter then. Give me a redo on nightmare this time.

Btw, what does armor do in this game.

Armor reduces damage by 1 for every damage dealt. So the boss was actually doing 3 damage per turn.

Armor is also for evading Traps. You get a 1 in 6 chance for every Armor you have. I've always just been having you choose the other room if a Trap is in a fork. But when your armor becomes 3, I often pause and ask if you would like to include it in the rotation. The reason behind this is there is 1 trap, that sends you to the bottom floors faster but its a 1 in 6 chance.

Armor can only be found in treasure chests as Rare items, or in Events.



Anyways here we go:

A new hero has entered...The Black Sewers

Drizzle the Soggy - The Black Sewers, Floor 1
Room 1: Drizzle enters the Sewers to find bodies and blood all over the place. Whatever trap that was here has long since been triggered.

Room 2-3: CHOOSE YOUR FATE: MERCHANT OR TREASURE

Treasure please.

Drizzle the Soggy - The Black Sewers, Floor 1
Room 3: Drizzle opens the chest to find 1 Gold (Gold 2)

Room 4: Drizzle is surprised by a Giant Rat (HP 3)!
Drizzle trips and falls.
The Giant Rat bites Drizzle for 2 damage.
Drizzle swings again and hits for 3 damage.
Drizzle gains 1 XP (XP 1 HP 1)

Room 5-6: CHOOSE YOUR FATE: RESTING OR EVENT

Holy shit I needa rest, +2 HP please.

Drizzle the Soggy - The Black Sewers, Floor 1
Room 5: Drizzle rests to heal his rat bite marks (HP 3)

Drizzle descends... (Food 1)

The Black Sewers, Floor 2

Room 1: Drizzle kicks down the door to find...a Goblin (7 HP)!
Drizzle swings left for a CRITICAL 10 damage!
Drizzle gains 1 XP (2 XP)

Room 2: Drizzle arrives at a Resting Room. CHOOSE YOUR BOON

Quote from Hewitt

So you guys might notice that I'm already including the forks in spoiler tags. Please do not abuse them and only look at them once you've made the previous decision. I am putting them down ahead of time to speed things up and make things less boring for everyone. If I find these abused in some way to try and win further, I will remove them and sacrifice time for quality.


Skeleton the Bony - The Black Sewers, Floor 3
Room 6: Skeleton opens a REAL chest this time and finds 2 Gold AND an Ice Wand!

Room 7: Skeleton faces off against a Meat Golem (10 HP)!
Skeleton attacks for 3 damage. He crackles open the Ice Wand and the Meat Golem is frozen in place.
The frozen Meat Golem is paralyzed.
Skeleton swings left for 5 damage.
The frozen Meat Golem is defrosting...
Skeleton swings right this time and tenderizes the Meat Golem enough to shatter it for 5 damage!
Skeleton gains 2 XP and 2 Gold for his troubles. (5 XP Gold 4)

Skeleton descends...(Food 1) down towards fouler depths in the Poisnous Dungeon

Skeleton the Bony - The Poisonous Dungeon, Floor 4
Room 1: Skeleton stops wearily at a Resting Place. CHOOSE YOUR BOON

After resting (Click to Show)

Room 2-3: CHOOSE YOUR FATE: TREASURE OR MERCHANT

Skeleton Stats (Click to Show)

HP: 2
Rank: 1
Armor: 0
Gold: 4
Food: 1
XP: 5

Items: Poison Wand (deal 2 extra damage every turn from when this wand is used)

Scavenge for food
Merchant, buy Poppy Seeds

Quote from Hewitt

Zero the One - The Black Sewers, Floor 2
Room 5: Zero enters a chamber belonging to a dead warrior's spirit. He absorbs his essence and gets stronger (XP 3)

Zero descends... (Food 3)

The Black Sewers, Floor 3
A vicious creature greets him from the end of the hall...

Room 1: Resting Room CHOOSE YOUR BOON

Zero Stats (Click to Show)

HP: 6
Rank: 1
Armor: 0
Gold: 1
Food: 3
XP: 3

Items: None

+1 XP

lol nope

I'll buy +1 food thanks.

Pushing my luck, but, event.