cut the rope and jump aimlessly into any traps that may be there

Already been through that, bro.

Summon Satan from the abyss.

Note sure if that's possible yet. Maybe later we'll find a book on how to do it. All the more reason to GET THE **** OUT OF THIS ROOM.
Please.

Begin Fisting Yourself.

OR

Possition the Ladder BESIDE the hatch, then afer it opens, repossition the ladder.

CLIMB INTO THE THINGY.

Lick your fingers and use your acidic saliva to slowly burn holes into the wall.

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Lick your fingers and use your acidic saliva to slowly burn holes into the wall.

Brilliant <3

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Brilliant <3

I find you rather ravishing, myself.

Quote from Deathbat.

Begin Fisting Yourself.

OR

Possition the Ladder BESIDE the hatch, then afer it opens, repossition the ladder.

CLIMB INTO THE THINGY.

It was placed to the side anyway. But, I like the way you think kid, you've got spunk. OPTION 2.

Okay.

Bam, out he goes.

You've fallen on your face from the latch and that's made you pretty grumpy, to be honest. Nobody needs that.
You're in some weird... New world.. Resembles Mario's world drawn by an infant with downs.
So, what next?

INVENTORY:
Tear-shaped red thing.
Knife

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Lick your fingers and use your acidic saliva to slowly burn holes into the wall.

So, you lick your fingers anOH MY GOD THE PAIN

WHY WOULD YOU SUGGEST THIS?

What are you? Jewish? Only Jews have non-acid proof hands.

Only jews have acidic saliva, also.

ONLY jews .

Use your tears and mix it with your semen to create a miracle healing broth then use that on your hands.

THEN take that picture down in the background, it's annoying me.