silly things you thought as a kid

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Jan 5, 2009 1:37 AM #329285
I thought there was a brick wall at the end of space
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Jan 5, 2009 1:41 AM #329287
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I thought I was burnt


Am I seriously the only one who caught this?
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Jan 5, 2009 1:47 AM #329293
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Am I seriously the only one who caught this?

He's black, hurrrrr funny.
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Jan 5, 2009 2:01 AM #329298
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I thought that, instead of us traveling, the world would simply turn and we would be moved across it. But our mind would trick us into thinking we were walking.

I felt so clever thinking of that as a kid.

I didn't understand how timezones work and I thought that if you traveled in the opposite direction that the Earth is spinning faster than the Earth actually spins, then you would go back in time.
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Jan 5, 2009 2:06 AM #329302
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I didn't understand how timezones work and I thought that if you traveled in the opposite direction that the Earth is spinning faster than the Earth actually spins, then you would go back in time.


I STILL BELIEVE THIS IS TRUE.
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Jan 5, 2009 2:11 AM #329303
I saw the movie "The Thing" at a young age, and it fucking haunted my child hood. Since I was younger, I just thought it got inside your stomach or some shit.

So..when I played certain levels on Legend of Zelda: OOT, the music and the wind would somehow remind me of The Thing, and my stomach would get upset. I would sit there, scared shitless that an alien had infected me or some shit, and was going to bust out of me.

ALSO OH SHIT, in my bathroom, there was a vent on the ceiling, and it was sort of dusty and icky up there. And I would see shit that looked like the legs of the dude's head from the movie. And the whole time I was taking a bath, I was scared that it was going to drop on me.

The movie "Princess Mononoke" also provided a few spooks. I had the constant fear that a huge demon boar would bust through my house and kick my ass.
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Jan 5, 2009 2:14 AM #329304
this thread was already made once a long time ago
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Jan 5, 2009 2:14 AM #329305
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I STILL BELIEVE THIS IS TRUE.


That doesn't make any logical kind of sense. When I jump over a treadmill am I going back in time?
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Jan 5, 2009 2:19 AM #329306
I thought lobsters hid in puddles, waiting to attack me.
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Jan 5, 2009 2:21 AM #329308
God was real.
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Jan 5, 2009 2:23 AM #329309
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I thought lobsters hid in puddles, waiting to attack me.

oh god, lol.
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Jan 5, 2009 2:35 AM #329320
That if you yelled loud enough at the tv, the characters on the show could here you.
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Jan 5, 2009 2:35 AM #329322
When I was really young, i thought all people had dicks, even girls. then i found out the truth from the internets.
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Jan 5, 2009 2:39 AM #329325
I thought the vagina opening was a perfect circle.
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Jan 5, 2009 2:39 AM #329326
That no matter what, there was always a huge ass shark at the beach waiting for me.