I used to believe that some people would stop trying to sound mystical and confusing.

SHUT THE **** UP

Girls pee'd out their butts.

I could fly.

Also, that beyblades were real and the monsters came out.

Quote from Scarecrow

man it's good to hear you're ok

No it's not.

I thought babies grew on plants and destroyed all my mums flowers because I was the youngest and she was pregnant with my sister, which I didn't like.

And I thought the devil was a shop doing deals like "2 for the price of 1" because I watched some film about a deal with the Devil.

Quote from Gray

I have a friend that thought that.

He was 16 when he found out it wasn't true.

Then he must be kinda retarded :D

i used to be embarresed when i peed in the swimming pool.

Are you embarrassed if you shit yourself in the pool?

Quote from Chunkels

i used to be embarresed when i peed in the swimming pool.

And now your not?

That was the joke.

I used to believe the 2012 Apocalypse.

Pretty sure someone's said this already.

I thought Santa was real.

Quote from Axle

I used to think you grew two more penises from your balls.

Siggy'd.

I laughed so hard.

Quote from game smack productions

Siggy'd.

I laughed so hard.

its not even that fnny...

Quote from Wartooth

I thought that if you flapped hard enough and jumped off a high place, you would be able to actually fly. I stopped believing this after my fifth concussion.

I actually tried this, but with cardboard wings. I also tried to use an umbrella as a parachute.