Quote from FoShizzle

**** no, more like teachers classroom

i pissed in my teachers trash can a couple of years ago because she wouldnt let me use the bathroom.
i ended up getting 3 days of in school suspension but it wasnt bad it was actually kinda fun

Quote from cullen

heh.

i've never made out with a chick and i'm still a virgin.
and i'm 14.

now someone try to tell a sadder story than that.

Hah your'e a noob.

or maybe its just my choice in women...

did u read my last post?

Quote from cullen

or maybe its just my choice in women...

did u read my last post?

So, you only like(love) that chick?

Quote from Schwa

Hah, you have asparagus syndrome.

HOLY SHIT.
THE NEXT PERSON TO CALL IT SOME ****ING VEGETABLE I WILL ****ING SHIT IN YOUR EYE SOCKETS.

Quote from ScatMan

HOLY SHIT.
THE NEXT PERSON TO CALL IT SOME ****ING VEGETABLE I WILL ****ING SHIT IN YOUR EYE SOCKETS.

Asparagus .

Quote from ScatMan

HOLY SHIT.
THE NEXT PERSON TO CALL IT SOME ****ING VEGETABLE I WILL ****ING SHIT IN YOUR EYE SOCKETS.

Hah you have asparagus syndrome, which means that you have difficulty interacting socially.

That's okay, you're on the internet. You are among friends.

Well I'm a scat man

Yesterday I wouldve told you I have nothing to complain about.

However today I found out my Girl Friends parents are Nazi's. See, we were hanging out at my house and her parents dont know we are dating yet because shes not supposed to date primarily because shes Asian and a girl. So she tells her parents shes with her friend, but her parents call her friend and of course her friend says that shes out with me because shes ****ing stupid.

So she gets home, her parents tell her they know she was with me. Now she has to be home from school by 4 everyday and school ends at 3:45. She isnt aloud to see me. If she sees me she has to go to Private school. She isnt aloud out on weekends except for work.

So pretty much I need to set her house a'blaze so she can come live with me. :Oh No!: :Oh No!: :Oh No!:

Quote from Orion

Yesterday I wouldve told you I have nothing to complain about.

However today I found out my Girl Friends parents are Nazi's. See, we were hanging out at my house and her parents dont know we are dating yet because shes not supposed to date primarily because shes Asian and a girl. So she tells her parents shes with her friend, but her parents call her friend and of course her friend says that shes out with me because shes ****ing stupid.

So she gets home, her parents tell her they know she was with me. Now she has to be home from school by 4 everyday and school ends at 3:45. She isnt aloud to see me. If she sees me she has to go to Private school. She isnt aloud out on weekends except for work.

So pretty much I need to set her house a'blaze so she can come live with me. :Oh No!: :Oh No!: :Oh No!:

I thought her parents were actually going to be nazies with swastikas and stuff.

That would have been cool.

Quote from Schwa

I thought her parents were actually going to be nazies with swastikas and stuff.

That would have been cool.

My friends girlfriend's parents were real Nazis. I tried to go over there once, they ****in' yelled at her for bringing a Jew into their house. I ran so damn fast out of there yelling, "Speeeeeeedy Gonzolllllaaaaazzzz!" Never talked to that girl again.

my little brother is two and dont get me wrong he is intirely adorable but hes just started big boy pants but he keeps taking them off and crapping every where in his room. i swear i have to keep my door locked at all times now. -.-

is the above poster a chick, or just weird?...

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is the above poster a chick, or just weird?...

Everyone here is weird... and lol, girls on the interwebs, only on myspace and facebook.


Due to people in the past not understanding sarcasm I will state that that was a joke.