You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: iight u ain no dam robot is u

You: pardon?

Stranger: i been gettn dem robots chatn on here always tryna send a homie links u no

You: why I am definitely not one of the robot persuation

Stranger: iight u no how i do got 2 make sure

You: i am filled to the brim with bone and blood

You: and feelings

You: ah yes i do know how it is with making sure

Stranger: wut do u feel

You: i feel quite splendid to be honest

You: for today marks a momentous occasion in my lifetime

Stranger: das good 2 here homies been down lately n dis ecenomony

Stranger: wut hattn'n

You: well today i finally felt the pleasures of a woman

You: yes much unlike the "virgin" mary

You: but we all know there is more to her story than originally led on

You: now as i was saying...

Stranger: wwuz she fine

You: she was as beautiful as they come, sport

You: i met her in the library one fine afternoon

You: i invited her for tea and crumpets

You: eventually we became better aquainted with one another

Stranger: first ugotta no wut a cricket iz 2 no wut a crumpet

You: ah yes, cricket

You: a fine sport

You: i was captain of the cricket team back in my primary school days

You: i would strap on my uniform and line myself up for a throw

Stranger: yeuh mah cousin stretch capptain of the bball team befo they kicked him off

You: oh that is most dreadful

You: what on earth would they do such a thing for?

Stranger: he had some prollems u no. homie got blazed b4 the highschool championship game

You: ah that is indeed a problem

Stranger: he wuz primed 2 make da big times but circumstances jus wasn't havin it

Stranger: dunkin like shaq, shootn like MJ, dribblin like kobe

You: ah yes i see what you mean

You: a similar occurence happened to me

You: one fine day, i had prepared to engage in a game of cricket

You: it was the championship game between my institution and that blasted Denville Academy

You: they were our rival school, to say the least

Stranger: dem denvile homies? i no how dat is

Stranger: strait TRIFLIN

You: yes it was quite a bitter rivalry indeed

You: anywho...

You: i had primed myself to enter the field

You: when little did i know, my uniform was out of regulation

You: it seems one of the denville riff-raffs had thrown my sock in with the red clothing

You: it being white did not hold up very well in the wash

Stranger: o dam. soundn like a ruffian messin witchu

You: you are most correct, chap

You: i was hornswaggled

You: cheated out of the championship

You: for our team was forced to forfeit because we did not have enough players for a full game

You: i have never been the same since

Stranger: u can pull thru homi i believ n u

You: why thank you, chap

You: you are indeed a very good comrade

You: i would invite you over for tea and crumpets but you know how that usually goes now do you *teehee*

Stranger: I AIN LIKE DAT IIGHT

You: no i gathered you were not

You: and i certainly do not want to ruin a marvelous day by cavorting with someone of the same sex 

You: it would most certainly damage my relationship with my lovely

You: oh dear. i am afraid i must leave you now

You: i must tidy up as a few companions of mine are to arrive any minute to discuss very fine cheeses

Stranger: IIGHT HOMIE C U ON DA FLIPSIDE

You: tonight is Gouda nite

You: yes. have a very pleasent night to, comrade.

You have disconnected.

Kind of reminds me of Niko and Little Jacob. I got much pleasure out of using the phrase "riff-raff".

You: rape?
You: sex?
You: sex?
You: rape?
You: rape?
You: rape
You: ?
You: why aren't you talking?!?!
You: AAAH
You: IM ALONE
Stranger: male?
You: NOOOO
You: yes
You: :O
Stranger: male female?
You: both
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stranger: heey
You: nigga
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: Hey

Stranger: hi

Stranger: sups

You: Nothing much

You: Just the roof and such

Stranger: yeah

Stranger: I know what you mean

Stranger: hmm

Stranger: where are you from?

Stranger: I'm from korea

You: North or south?

Stranger: do you like video games?

Stranger: secret

Stranger: as if I would have access to a comp in the north -_-

Stranger: **** noob

Your conversational partner has disconnected

****ing south koreans.

Stranger: hi
You: hi
You: where are you from?
Stranger: where r u from?
Stranger: japan
You: Korea
You: u like video games?
Stranger: no
You: do you like sex?
Stranger: of course
You: I'm a whore
You: I'm a girl actually
Stranger: really?
You: yes
Stranger: do u have photo?
You: Yeah
Stranger: how can i see the photo?
You: http://tbn1.google.com/images?q=tbn:c46ZpBsW5fgVxM:http://wedofunny.files.wordpress.com/2008/12/eddie-murphy-norbit.jpg
You: you like me?
Stranger: i can't see it clearly
Stranger: and other photo?
You: http://tbn3.google.com/images?q=tbn:39RPRdPUZIsmzM:http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/3/34/Norbit.jpg
Stranger: ****
You: You know why you can't see clearly?
You: Cuase your a ****ing sleet eyed freak

Quote from Gavel

You: ah yes i see what you mean
You: a similar occurence happened to me
You: one fine day, i had prepared to engage in a game of cricket
You: it was the championship game between my institution and that blasted Denville Academy
You: they were our rival school, to say the least
Stranger: dem denvile homies? i no how dat is
Stranger: strait TRIFLIN
You: yes it was quite a bitter rivalry indeed

best line in this entire thread, imo

strait TRIFLIN

Stranger: whats your bra size?
You: as small as your penis size bitch

Quote from Schwa

****ing south koreans.

South Korea.
Is best Korea.

....
Stranger: im okay
Stranger: and im a guy
You: i know
You: ;]
Stranger: are you a dude too
You: yes
You: i'm gay
Stranger: bye
You: :(
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Lmao.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: hi
Stranger: asl
You: 43 male mexico
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

I hooked up with a guy from china.

They have weird e-mail addresses.

D:

Haha, wow.

DAMN IT
Lol

LOL what's the chance...
I did run into the same person twice..I didn't save the conversation tho

Stranger: hi
You: Jimmity cricket!
You: What the bloody hell is this bugger!?
You: ..Hello!?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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You: Hai.
Stranger: hey!
You: What's up?
Stranger: chillaza.. you?
You: I am drinking tea, and trying to stay awake.
Stranger: any specific reason your trying to stay up?
You: When I go to bed, the mean man gets me.
Stranger: wow
You: Yeah.
Stranger: what do you mean?
You: I keep having weird ass dreams.
Stranger: like?
You: This guy rips the face off of his skin, and presses it against mine. The skin I mean.
Stranger: hmm
You: Then he says "Jupittterrrrr"
You: Or some shit.
Stranger: lol
Stranger: its only a nightmear
Stranger: nothing to be afraid about
You: Nah Im just kidding. Im just high as hell right now.
You: Ha haaaaaaa.
Stranger: looool
Stranger: ****er!
You: You have to admit though, that would be a scary ass dream.
Stranger: not really i thought you were a kid who was getting raped
Stranger: cause you said when i sleep the mean man gets me
You: Lmaoo I was thinking about saying something along those lines.
Stranger: naw thats ****ed up
You: Haha .
Stranger: iight g thang imma sleep. take care