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Mr.Pancake

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Apr 15, 2009 11:46 PM #397026

Stranger: Don't say it.
You: i wont
Stranger: hooray!
You: unless you want me too
You: :V
You: THE GAME
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what .

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Apr 15, 2009 11:46 PM #397027

I wanted to pretend like I was black. Here are the results:

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: yo dawg
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this is my new favorite thing to do:
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hello stranger
Stranger: how are you tday?
You: what if you just took a baseball bat
Stranger: and hit the ball?>
Stranger: lol
You: AND RAMMED IT UP YOUR ASS
You: HUH
You: WHAT THEN
You: ****ER
Stranger: ur dumb
You: ANSWER THE QUESTION
You: WHAT WOULD HAPPEN?
Stranger: it wouldnt happen
You: BUT WHAT IF
You: IT DID
You: WHAT WOULD HAPPEN TO YOU
Stranger: i would most likely go to the hospital...
You: WHAT WOULD HAPPEN
You: TO YOUR ASS
Stranger: your a a ****in retard
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Apr 16, 2009 12:17 AM #397036

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: dude
You: is it possible to fall in love on the internet?
You: just
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: in the beggining
You: back in 1955
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: WEST COAST!!!
You: It's time to stand up nigga
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: show me your naked body on webcam?
You: I've got you
You: Under my skin
You: I've got you
You: Deep in the heart of me
You: I tried so
You: Not to give in
You: I said to myself
You: This affair will never go well
You: But why should i try to resist
You: when baby
You: i've got you
You: Under my skin
You: I'd sacrifice anything come what might
You: For the sake of having you near,
You: In spite of a warning voice that comes in the night
You: It repeats, repeats in my ear
You: Don't you know little fool, you never can win
You: Use your mentality, wake up to reality
You: But each time I do, just the thought of you
You: Makes me stop before I begin,
You: 'Cause I've got you
You: Under my skin
Stranger: I love you

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Apr 16, 2009 1:14 AM #397076

I'm sorry gavel
i <3 you

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Apr 16, 2009 1:20 AM #397080

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: yo dawg
You: what would you do
You: IF SOMEONE SHOVED A HUGE MUTHA****ING BASEBALL BAT UP YOUR ASS
Stranger: Scream "PLAY BALL!"
You: hahaha
You: oh wow
Stranger: in a japanese accent of course
You: oh yes
You: of course
Stranger: lol
You: I wouldnt dream of it being a Russian accent
You: or Austrailian
Stranger: that wouldn't even work sure!
You: let's talk about niggers
Stranger: can we?
You: yes
Stranger: nigger..
You: they're black you know?
Stranger: OH WE CAN GET AWAY WITH IT!
You: its the internet
Stranger: wow, you can get things in any colour these days!
You: there are no repercussions
You: shit is not a colour
Stranger: What do you hate most about niggers?
You: they're niggers
You: if they werent i wouldnt hate them
You: but then there would be no one to hate
You: you need people to hate
Stranger: of course
You: so niggers they shall remain
Stranger: indeed
Stranger: everyone has their purpose
You: well, you see, theirs is to **** shit up
You: so really theyre ****ing themselves up
Stranger: I'm really tired, I'll leave you to chat with others :D
Stranger: Later :D
You: because they're shit
You: bye
Stranger: lol
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haha.

I was expecting him to quit each time I got more racist.

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Apr 16, 2009 1:44 AM #397118

Quote from Chunkels
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: show me your naked body on webcam?
You: I've got you
You: Under my skin
You: I've got you
You: Deep in the heart of me
You: I tried so
You: Not to give in
You: I said to myself
You: This affair will never go well
You: But why should i try to resist
You: when baby
You: i've got you
You: Under my skin
You: I'd sacrifice anything come what might
You: For the sake of having you near,
You: In spite of a warning voice that comes in the night
You: It repeats, repeats in my ear
You: Don't you know little fool, you never can win
You: Use your mentality, wake up to reality
You: But each time I do, just the thought of you
You: Makes me stop before I begin,
You: 'Cause I've got you
You: Under my skin
Stranger: I love you

I lol'd

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Apr 16, 2009 1:46 AM #397122

Quote from Automaton
haha.

I was expecting him to quit each time I got more racist.

You racist son of a bitch but it was kinda funny.

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Apr 16, 2009 1:54 AM #397136

AUTOMATON YOU DUMB**** YOU COPIED MY IDEA.

shit.

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Apr 16, 2009 1:55 AM #397139

Quote from Cade
You racist son of a bitch but it was kinda funny.

Heh, it would be funnier if I was serious.

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Apr 16, 2009 2:55 AM #397241

Stranger: hi
You: oh
You: like i've never heard that one before
You: "hi"
You: yeah
You: real original
You: good one
You: i never saw it coming
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Apr 16, 2009 3:01 AM #397248

Quote from Dragon⁰⁷⁷
AUTOMATON YOU DUMB**** YOU COPIED MY IDEA.

shit.

I did it long before you so ha. I managed to get everyone I tried it on to leave right quick

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Apr 16, 2009 3:01 AM #397249

Classic wizard robe.

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: im eating toblerne
Stranger: are you in switzerland?
You: toblerone
You: well
You: no
You: im in costa rica
You: vacationnn
Stranger: are you female?
You: yea
Stranger: are you horny? (sorry if you're not)
You: uhhh haha
You: ya kinda
Stranger: how old are you?
You: ummm 19
Stranger: i'm 20 :)
Stranger: you want to cyber a litttle?
You: omg srsly?
You: um give me a sec
Stranger: yeah :)
You: k back
Stranger: ready?
You: ya
Stranger: you look sexy :)
Stranger: i'm getting horny for you
You: oh yeaaa i have my bikini on
Stranger: mmm
Stranger: I only have a tshirt on
You: and i pput on my wizards hat and robe
You: and i get out my wand
You: and i cast level 20 orgasmic spell upon you
Stranger: can I lick your pussy?
You: i wait 20 seconds to recharge my mana
You: and then i summon a wolf god to cut open your cock
Stranger: wtf

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Apr 16, 2009 3:02 AM #397250

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: poop
You: shit
Stranger: crap
You: poo
Stranger: feces
You: doodoo
Stranger: dung
You: manure

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Apr 16, 2009 3:02 AM #397251

Quote from Dragon⁰⁷⁷
AUTOMATON YOU DUMB**** YOU COPIED MY IDEA.

shit.

sue me :o

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Apr 16, 2009 3:28 AM #397267

I just had the most awesome conversation with a chinese guy. I told him that the Olympics improved China's image in the US, and he couldn't understand why. He even asked if the US was "really capitalist" and I told him we were a mixture.

Wow. That was amazing.