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SPP Rap Battles.

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Apr 14, 2009 12:39 PM #396109
Quote from Automaton
You should be scared, for when you see,
just how pathetic your rappin' can be,
you'll piss yo' pants, and go crying home,
and you'll never get sex except from a hoe,
yeah, that was my ownage right there,
so **** your "not owning" shit, let's play it fair,
your rhymes are whack,
you're tryin' to be black,
and fame will never come to you, my little white twat.


Your rhymes are good,that's for sure
But im not scared of you anymore
Tho i have much to learn,but your rap is like "what the hell? "

You talk all that shit thinking it's cool
But you should stop drinking so much booze
cos it makes you sound a little gay
now please,get out of my way.

yes you are better than me
But i will beat you someday,you'll see
I wont back down,I won't do that
But you better get down and taste my sack.

(that's ****ed up,i know lol)
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Apr 14, 2009 1:02 PM #396121
Quote from Scarecrow
U LIKE A STRAIGH UP FOOL
U ABOUT AS SMART AS MA STOOL
IMMA TAKE U 2 A SCHOOL
SO U CAN LEARN NIGGA U LIKE A FISH
ALL FLIPPIN AN FLOPPIN
UD MAKE A GOOD DISH
IF YO ASS WASNT DROOPIN
U FAT NIGA U NEED 2 GO ON A DIET
WEN THERES A BUFFET U RIOT
FAT ASS SHIT U EAT 2 DAM MUCH
ITS LIK EVERY DAM THING U TOUCH
U ****EN EAT
U CANT EVEN DROP A BEAT
U GOT NO RHYTHM LIK A WHITE BOI
U AINT BRING NOONE NO JOI
CAUS U UNPLEASNT N LAME
NOONE NOS UR NAME
U AINT GOT NO FAME
WHO U GONA BLAME
IT A REL SHAME
U GAY
U LIKE 2 PLAY
WIT GUYS
U LOOK IN THER EYES
U LIKE 'MM I WANT DAT'
IM LIKE U GOT A GAY HAT
U WENT 2 COMMUNITY COLLEGE MA DOO
WENEVA IM AROUND U I GO ACHOO
IM ALERGIC 2 FAGS
WAT U WEARIN IT LOOK LIK RAGS
U NEED 2 GIT SOM NEW CLOTHS NIGA
IF U DONT U SHOLD JUS GO NAKED LIKE TIGGA
U SNEAKERS IS WAC
U LICKED YO BROTHAS SAC
CAUS U GAY N LIKE INCEST
U LIKE THA BLACK BOIS BEST
U RAMMED YO DIC IN A CAT
HE WAZ LIKE WATS D@
U ****ED YO FATHA 4 REAL
I BOUGHT A HAPY MEAL
MCDONALDS SERVES VEAL
YO ASS IS 90% STEEL
U MOTHA LOOK LIKE A WHALE
SHE AS APPEALIN AS CRISTIAN BALE
DAT GUY ****EN SUCKS
HE LOOK LIKE EVERY GUY U ****S
WAT
LISTEN BUDDY U ****ED YO DOG
WAT IS THAT SHIT
****EN FREAK,,,,


NOE U R MR SCARECROW MAN
YOU'RE A NIGGER WHO LIVES IN A CAN
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Apr 14, 2009 1:07 PM #396126
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NOE U R MR SCARECROW MAN
YOU'RE A NIGGER WHO LIVES IN A CAN


NIGA U WACK AZ HEL U LOOK LIKE SHIT
IT LIKE SOM GORILLA JUS KEP HIT
TIN U AND HITTIN U OVER AND OVER
U NEED ZSOM LUK MOTHA****A GIT A 4 LEAF CLOVER
WISH 4 BETTER LOOKS CAUS U UGLY AZ HEL
EXCUS ME FAGOT BUT I JUS GOT 2 YEL
CAUS U LOOK LIK YO MAMA BEAT CHU
IF I HAD A UGLY KID ID BEEN HIM 2
U POOR AZ SHYT NIGA GO GIT A JOB
UD PROLLY BE BEST JOININ THA MOB
CAUS U CANT DO SHYT BUT SCARE PPL 2 DEATH
SHYT NIGGA ID PROLLY DIE 2 IF I CAME IN CONTACT WIT UR BREATH
SHYT SMELS LIK STRAIGHT UP ASS MIXED WIT SHIT
PUT IN SOM GARLIC N VINIGER N U GOT IT
CAUS I SMEL D@ SHYT ONC
SMEL LIK I JUS GOT PUNCHED
IN D2 FAC BY A ****EN BEAR
WIT NAPPY ASZ HAIR
TONGUE ****ED A CHAIR
THERE


**** fu U ,,,,,,,,disclaimer also hijacked from fleek/fleko on mc.net
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Apr 14, 2009 1:12 PM #396130
Quote from Scarecrow
NIGA U WACK AZ HEL U LOOK LIKE SHIT
IT LIKE SOM GORILLA JUS KEP HIT
TIN U AND HITTIN U OVER AND OVER
U NEED ZSOM LUK MOTHA****A GIT A 4 LEAF CLOVER
WISH 4 BETTER LOOKS CAUS U UGLY AZ HEL
EXCUS ME FAGOT BUT I JUS GOT 2 YEL
CAUS U LOOK LIK YO MAMA BEAT CHU
IF I HAD A UGLY KID ID BEEN HIM 2
U POOR AZ SHYT NIGA GO GIT A JOB
UD PROLLY BE BEST JOININ THA MOB
CAUS U CANT DO SHYT BUT SCARE PPL 2 DEATH
SHYT NIGGA ID PROLLY DIE 2 IF I CAME IN CONTACT WIT UR BREATH
SHYT SMELS LIK STRAIGHT UP ASS MIXED WIT SHIT
PUT IN SOM GARLIC N VINIGER N U GOT IT
CAUS I SMEL D@ SHYT ONC
SMEL LIK I JUS GOT PUNCHED
IN D2 FAC BY A ****EN BEAR
WIT NAPPY ASZ HAIR
TONGUE ****ED A CHAIR
THERE


**** fu U ,,,,,,,,disclaimer also hijacked from fleek/fleko on mc.net


OMG UR RAP IS GAY
IMMA MAKE YOU PAY

WITH FOOD STAMPS
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Apr 14, 2009 1:24 PM #396137
This is the captain speaking, it's me who's flying this kite
Because you're trying to rap, but you're not doing it right
You see, writing good lyrics requires insight
and I am the master. Think of me as your knight
in shining armour. Now enjoy the flight.

Please fasten your seat belts, you are in for a ride
on the mind blowing air craft, there is nowhere to hide
None have escaped, but many have tried
You will know the trip is over, when we collide

My sister ain't so bright, don't know a verb from a noun
still when it comes to writing, she would beat you hands down
So why are you sitting on that throne, wearing that silly crown?
Get back into the mud, you're the real life charlie brown.

If you were my wife, I would file a divorce
If there's a cure for cancer, then I am the source
If doctors would examine you, they'd find you're a horse
and if star wars is true, then I am the force

I hear you leaking words, what are you talking about?
Did no one ever teach you to think before you shout?
This trip is over, I just gave you the final clout.
This is the captain speaking. Over and out.
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Apr 14, 2009 1:27 PM #396138
Quote from alive
This trip is over

shit get the life jackets he's about to do some terrorisms
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Apr 14, 2009 2:57 PM #396175
Nigga scarecrow
you ain't scarin me
Yo face look like pee
and shit mixed up and whipped
into coffee and drank by sheep

Don't be such a whimp
take this shit you crimp
Thats right
your back is bent
like the vent
you peek when your mom is giving a blow
to Jonathan Moe

Your rhymes got flow
but theres no meaning to anything
But theres manythings to do in life
so get off this ride and fly your own kite

bitch :)
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Apr 14, 2009 3:35 PM #396192
i pulled this sucker out of your dad for one minute
to spit this shit out and wing it.
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Apr 14, 2009 4:17 PM #396234
Hey chunky ,dont loose the flow
otherwise just let it go
You can't rhyme
You won't shine
All you can do is whine .
Whine about life being brutal
whine about being pushed down
So dont hide it that your a wuss
Better just sit in the next out town bus .
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Apr 14, 2009 4:20 PM #396237
i dont get the bus
i get the train
and your rhymes are worse than nigger rain
you rhyme about me and my pain
but on the whole it was really quite lame

suck my nips
with your lips
dont bite
dont fight
this is rape
now lets procreate
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Apr 14, 2009 4:23 PM #396241
SSS that sucked balls.

S to the double S that name ****ing sucks
he raps like a mother****ing homo with no luck
his rhymes sound like shit, sounds like he just got hit by a truck
this niggas think his the shit, but he ****ing sucks
Fo'Shizzle.
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Apr 14, 2009 4:23 PM #396242
Sucking your nipps will be the last thing ill do
cos my lips are already busy owning you
I will fight you back to the shade
where you wont see a sunny day.
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Apr 14, 2009 4:24 PM #396244
Quote from Chunkels
i dont get the bus
i get the train
and your rhymes are worse than nigger rain
you rhyme about me and my pain


I lol'd hard.
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Apr 14, 2009 4:35 PM #396252
Quote from FoShizzle
SSS that sucked balls.

S to the double S that name ****ing sucks
he raps like a mother****ing homo with no luck
his rhymes sound like shit, sounds like he just got hit by a truck
this niggas think his the shit, but he ****ing sucks
Fo'Shizzle.


Theres Foshizzle,the King of rhymes
being a hoe for a piece to bite
You have no friends,you know what i mean ?
At least i dont need anyone else to stand up for me
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Apr 14, 2009 4:47 PM #396263
Shut the **** up and back the **** off
You think your the shit but you just make me cough
You sound like a duck, so just shut the **** up
You make me hate rap, because you can't rap for yo life
all you think about is your ****in gay pride
So stick with bein white, you ****in dyke.