SPP Rap Battles.

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Apr 16, 2009 8:44 PM #397952
What about "mortgage"?

PURPLE NURPLE
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Apr 16, 2009 8:46 PM #397953
With a legitimate, non-Chowder word. >:|
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Apr 16, 2009 8:47 PM #397955
I squeezed the cooker, lit the room up bright orange
Now your hospital bill's so high you need a second mortgage
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Apr 16, 2009 8:48 PM #397956
Purple can be made to rhyme with whirlpool if you have a strained scouse accent.
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Apr 16, 2009 8:48 PM #397957
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Try rhyming with "purple".


cruple rhymes with purple, but nobody would use that word :")
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Apr 16, 2009 8:50 PM #397961
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Collage? That thing where you cut a bunch of pictures out and put them altogether on one piece of paper? That would more rhyme with the french word for "cheese".

He rolled down the block in a drop-top bright orange
His coat-tail ripped cuz it was caught in the door hinge


The way I (and most English people) say it, means door hinge is longer than orange. Orange, the way I say it, sounds like "Oh" (as in the "o" out of pot, and quicker than you Americans say it), and "rinj", like ring. So really a better word would be infringe, even though the first syllable should be "Oh".
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Apr 16, 2009 8:55 PM #397969
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The way I (and most English people) say it, means door hinge is longer than orange. Orange, the way I say it, sounds like "Oh" (as in the "o" out of pot, and quicker than you Americans say it), and "rinj", like ring. So really a better word would be infringe, even though the first syllable should be "Oh".


Well here in America we pronounce things different, so it works if you have an American accent. Most people Or-inj here.

But it doesn't have to be one word at the end of a rhyme. Just like "door hinge" you can use two one syllable words since orange has two.
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Apr 16, 2009 8:59 PM #397978
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Well here in America we pronounce things different, so it works if you have an American accent. Most people Or-inj here.

But it doesn't have to be one word at the end of a rhyme. Just like "door hinge" you can use two one syllable words since orange has two.


I pronounce it ahranj.
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Apr 16, 2009 9:01 PM #397982
I pronounce it pomaranča!
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Apr 16, 2009 9:02 PM #397985
I pronounce it Sinaasappel.
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Apr 16, 2009 9:04 PM #397989
However i still think im speaking english when i say it.
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Apr 16, 2009 9:13 PM #397999
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I pronounce it ahranj.


Scotland =/= America
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Apr 16, 2009 9:34 PM #398019
I pronounce it off topic!
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Apr 17, 2009 5:12 PM #398565
There is no one to fight, so i guess I'm going solo
With all his might, a mexican screamed cholo
That had nothing to do with anything
Uh, black people wear big ass bling
I am just rhyming random shit
A bottle of gas, just got lit
My old grandma, loves to knit


Yea, I'm white.
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Apr 17, 2009 10:25 PM #398922
Hail storms on villages with colossal force..
As I navigate the earth on a Herculean horse..
Waves of inferno from echoing hooves..
Ask the gods permission to slay and they approve..
My mind is ingenious, a cybernetic clutter..
Striking fear in cigar-business men to the rats in the gutter..
Pathetic fucking parasites, my knowledge smashes your cranium..
At birth, they injected me with mercury and uranium..
Catch me in the stadium, ripping a gladiator’s limbs off..
I go toe to toe with an outer-planetary behemoth..
The Great Old Ones vanquished me to earth..
I spread nightmarish plagues, and punch women while they give birth..



OHHHH DOGGG OHHHHHHHH