SPP Rap Battles.
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Gavel2Posts: 6,675
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View Profile Try rhyming with "purple".
I would just say "circle". No one in hip-hop makes an exact rhyme 100% time.
Cane in my hand and suit bright purple
Pushin' bitches since '93; ho on every circle
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View Profile I would just say "circle". No one in hip-hop makes an exact rhyme 100% time.
Cane in my hand and suit bright purple
Pushin' bitches since '93; ho on every circle
Pshhh Will Smith.
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My rhymes they flow like solid gold I'll hold the phone for just a second
I need to spit into the mic tonight to tell you whats wrong and right
So give me the spotlight
I grew up in E born and raised but I found out that I hadn't got many days
Left to go in the neighborhood my father ****ed another when he probably shouldn't, my mother ****ed my father and my father ****ed my mother, thats how I was made, me and my brother
But like all good things my childhood had to end because my father drove my mother right around the bend and so he left and she left and I moved to Aylesbury where the school there sucked some D
It was filled with black kids to the ****in' brim hell I got the shit taken out of me because I was thin and not muscly, but I was tall I was the largest mother****er out my hall now let me tell you about my stepfather
He's a great guy and all, swedish and large, he runs alot and he ****s girls hard he's the man I aspire to be, he even likes the same music as me he's a chef too for added bonus means no more mums ****ing spaghetti and we didn't need anybody to loan us
I moved into Norway for a while I guess then I moved to Sweden because Oslo was making me less of a man and more of a machine wake up move up get up **** up dont slip up or I'll knife you up
But now I'm back on the scene doing soft drugs I'll test your software and tell you its ****ed up the name is Flesh Aka Em Oh Dee, look over the horizon what do I see?
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View Profile look over the horizon what do I see?
Well, I think I see a ban.
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View Profile Pandemedic, is as we say, a little "pedic" who needs a medic.
First rap-like thing ever.
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View Profile Cade, you're not a spade, you don't dig it.
Just move along coz that's your butt: they're gonna kick it.
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View Profile I think this rap shit is no-can-do, for the likes of people that are like you, nobody digs it the way I do, foo'.
I still suck.
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View Profile You're doing it wrong
I said I still suck, man, what are you, a ****ing can? You no can listen, you no can do, you suck them balls and a pile of poo.
It doesn't make sense.
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View Profile You don't do it in one line like that, homebrew. One rhyme goes on one line, then the next that rhymes with it comes after it
Like so:
Chosen's gettin' nowhere fast like a car with no engine
His rhymes are nonlethal like the blade of Rurouni Kenshin
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Thanks for the offer, but no.