which pointed zed and his two friends to candy mountain

And Zed cried "NNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOO!! I don't want to go back in the thread!" but he was dragged back kicking and screaming and his 'friends' started to pull him towards the mountain.

and then five letters appeared
a C an A an N a D and a Y(c.a.n.d.y)
then the Y started to sing...

Oh, when you're down and looking for some cheering up,
Then just head right on up to the candy mountain cave.
When you get inside you'll find yourself a cheery land,
Such a happy and joyful and perky merryland.
They've got lollypops and gummy drop and candy things,
Oh so many things that will brighten up your day.
It's impossible to wear a frown in Candy Town,
It's the mecca of love the candy cave.

They've got jelly beans, and coconuts with little hats,
Candy rats, choco bats, it's a wonderland of sweets.
Ride the candy train to town and hear the candy band,
Candy bells, it's a treat as they march across the land.
Cheery ribbons stream across the sky into the ground,
Turn around, it astounds, it's the dancing candy tree.
In the candy cave imagination runs so free,
So now Charlie please will you go into the cave.

then...

The Y realized that it wasn't Charlie, but Zed, so he committed suicide with his letter friends...........exploding.

This got Zed and his friends covered in some sort of sticky liquid, which on close inspection turned out to be

caramel. So they liked it all off and ran over to the exploded dead letters and

then realised the liking something off doesn't work. So they licked the caramel off and ran into the sun, holding hands.

then they got in a space ship and really did fly into the sun and turned into

Nothing. Not even their ashes survived.

And back at home Devour was beating firesword with a big wooden

fake dick that he uses to attract whores

And the whores were very turned on by it since it gave them huge ****ing splinters when it was used.

And then he found the cure for Andromida.

Inside one of the whore's vaginas. It was the size of a calculator but gave no disturbance to the outer skin of the vagina itself.

In the end, firesword woke up from his dream realizing it's never going to happen.