Hank pulled out his 16 inch dick and said to Bob, "COME TO DADDY"

And thus Bob was raped, meanwhile just outside his house, hanks lover was waiting impatiently.

hanks lover was wellington filled to the brim with smegma.

Which made his anus bleed turning the pacific ocean into a pool of blood which caused

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JarfBH306A0

This is the next part of the story.

lol yeah thats where i got it from in da first place :D

also mah spoon is too biggggggg

then godzilla ate them all

But they gave him diarreah so they got out pretty quickly and

The world blew up.
FUN FACT: IN THIS THREAD THE WORLD HAS BLOWN UP ABOUT 12 TIMES

[This is the best thread ever. I've had my anatomy rearanged so much I can get arse raped by, and give oral sex to, the same bloke at the same time.]

And then a non-specific supreme being created a new planet that was perfect for everyone because

he knew that the world would blow up again... but then godzillas ghost came back...

And he cried, because he could not touch anything as a ghost.
Edit: At Zed: That would be easy to do. Just move your mouth from your head to your ass hole.

And that's when the aliens came.

The aliens were quite friendly to start out with, until...