Quote from Flood

What the hell did the wall do to you, Jesus Christ. Also, I don't like pain, this thread is just an excuse for people on this forum to try and make themselves look tough.

this post is an excuse for you to make a jackass out of yourself

Yes .

I got my smiley face from 3 separate accidents: rollerblading, television, and escalator.

The rollerblading incident was from going down the largest hill in the neighborhood without knowing a loose patch of gravel would be at the bottom. I got a nice circular hole from that and a few scars on my elbow.

The television incident was from running back to my room and clipping an ancient television with cornered ends. The chuck of skin was still there when I went to get some help..

The escalator incident was probably the most painful. I fell on the edge of one of the escalator stairs and gouged my knee on the pointed ends of the stair. That gave me five instant scars and about 10 stitches.

I once fell BACKWARDS, down a up escalator.

Scratches and stuff on my back.

Worst bit was, when i got to the bottom, it carried me up again.

I once fell off the roof of a moving car. Ahh, the crazy things drunk people do.

was this before or after everyone you ever loved was killed by a gang of poker champions, and you built up your kung-fu skills to outwit them in a deadly game of poker wrestling?

1. Yes. I don't get drunk anymore.
2. They were casino owners.
3. I don't use kung-fu, it's MMA.

Let's not start that again.

None of you know the meaning of pain until you've dislocated your elbow and undergone eight months of physiotherapy + an operation on a calcium build up to get the damn thing moving again.

Eight months of phyisotherapy PLUS an operation? Sucks to be you!

Pain is for me a proof of being alive, too bad being alive can kill you.

Also, none of you know pain until you've had one of those sharp things on fences through your arm.

Yup. The operation was after six months when they realized it wasn't helping and thought they'd probably better go in and see what was wrong. Then they found a great big chunk of calcium where the bone was meant to hinge so they removed that (painfully) and started again.

Edit: Ninja, but how did you do that? Sounds like a great story.

Falling off the roof.

How the heck did you land on a fence?

So basically your arm got speared?



It impaled you and managed to not cut an artery?





The **** do you eat in the morning?