Quote from I

I once talked to a girl

lol lets not get ahead of ourselves here

She probably saw the ceiling fan shaking back and forth and thought to see what was rumpin on in your room.

Quote from Gavel

lol lets not get ahead of ourselves here

she didnt like me anyway

Quote from I

she didnt like me anyway

All of his posts are full of win.

Quote from sewellfool

All of his posts are full of win.

*off topic*
I second that....

So what do you think his name means? I love girls butts and sex or I love girls boobs and sex?

Quote from RawGreen

*off topic*
I second that....

So what do you think his name means? I love girls butts and sex or I love girls boobs and sex?

It's i love gay but sex.

silly

Quote from sewellfool

All of his posts are full of win.

nigga you best be jokin

http://forums.somethingawful.com/forumdisplay.php?forumid=1
gbs

A proper response can only be given with a picture of your mom, Automaton.

Quote from I

http://forums.somethingawful.com/forumdisplay.php?forumid=1
gbs

So you're telling us you're named after liking some forum section of some other forum?

I know "Kitsune" is saying this, but jesus christ that's something awful.

That was such a bad pun that I feel like looking up an image of a facepalm would be giving it more credit than it deserves

I was just sitting in my room, writing lyrics in one of my journals when my mom busts in (without knocking) and asks to see it. I said no, but she took it anyway and got really quiet. You see, I had a shorty dau so I was making a song about that. She didn't talk to me he rest of the night.

When I was young one my dad walked in, and, well, listen to this song. It kinda explains it.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SA9mKbuzwLI

Quote from Teh_One

You see, I had a shorty dau

I have no clue what you just said.

Oh, and as for awkward experiences, I don't really have any to share. Back when I still lived with my parents I used to do this nifty little trick where - and this is the really interesting part - I would lock my bedroom door. Of course, my father was just the kind of dick who would get pissed off if my door was locked and would take off either the handle or the whole door for a while, but that only happened a couple of times. Most of the time, I had all the privacy I needed as a teenager. But really, what privacy do teenagers need aside from fapping or looking at slashfics anyway?