Quote from Teh_One

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I have no clue what you just said.

Oh, and as for awkward experiences, I don't really have any to share. Back when I still lived with my parents I used to do this nifty little trick where - and this is the really interesting part - I would lock my bedroom door. Of course, my father was just the kind of dick who would get pissed off if my door was locked and would take off either the handle or the whole door for a while, but that only happened a couple of times. Most of the time, I had all the privacy I needed as a teenager. But really, what privacy do teenagers need aside from fapping or looking at slashfics anyway?