Pickup lines
Started by: Ashlander | Replies: 74 | Views: 7,285
May 2, 2012 6:07 PM #647442
i have your mother, so do as i say, and nobody gets hurt... :3
May 2, 2012 6:17 PM #647445
"The word of the day is legs. Now come to my house and spread the word."
"If you were a pokemon I'd choose you."
"Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a gun get in the van."
"I’ll treat you like my homework. I’ll slam you on the table and do you all night long."
"If you were a pokemon I'd choose you."
"Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a gun get in the van."
"I’ll treat you like my homework. I’ll slam you on the table and do you all night long."
May 2, 2012 6:17 PM #647447
go forth and multiply...
May 2, 2012 6:25 PM #647453
does this smell like chloroform to you?
May 2, 2012 6:51 PM #647468
"Daddy's home."
May 2, 2012 7:54 PM #647494
May 3, 2012 7:19 AM #647822
Quote from AshlanderMe and a couple buddies are probably going to go to Mall of America again and throw some lines around and see what happens. Lets here what you guys got.
We'll try to use any really good ones and let you guys know the results and responses we get from them. Heres some we're planning on trying out.
See my friend over there? He wants to know if you think im cute.
[hold up screw] Wanna screw?
If you were a burger at McDonald's, you'd be a McBeautiful.
Hi. im Trent, or Bob or Karl or whatever you wanna scream out after i take you home tonight.
Did you hear about that giant polar bear on the news?
No.
He's a great ice breaker.
I was so enchanted by your beauty that I ran into that wall over there. So I am going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.
Can I have directions? [To where?] To your heart.
Looking both are same..................
May 3, 2012 1:54 PM #648045
Quote from Captain CookI have a pillow with a hole on it I named after you.
This might be pretty good with some tweaking.
Quote from SyriusBlab'If you were a booger, I'd pick you first' I've heard that so many times..
Thats actually another we've been thinking about, just didnt post it lol.
Quote from ZedRisky. If they respond "Where are you going?" it sounds clumsy.
We can always adjust the wording to the second line depending on how they respond.
Quote from ExilementI wanna treat you like my little toe and bang you on all the furniture in my house.
This... may be the best pickup line ever. Definitely using.
Quote from Chunkyhey babe, did you read the 100% historically accurate account of the fa/spp merge? yeah. that was me.
"Hey did you read the 100% historically correct account of the- hey where you goin?"
Quote from N-M-E"Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a gun get in the van."
"I’ll treat you like my homework. I’ll slam you on the table and do you all night long."
More like "Ill treat you like my homework, ill slam you on the table, do you for 5 minutes, then ignore you for the rest of the day."
The van one would be good in a parking lot, unfortunately there will be no vehicles around so it wouldn't make sense. Unless we swung one of the roller coasters off as the 'van'.
Quote from Linda G. KahnLooking both are same..................
Get back in the kitchen.
Also got...
Do you have a raisin?
No.
How about a date?"
You must be in the wrong place, the Miss Universe contest is over there.
May 3, 2012 2:02 PM #648049
Quote from Linda G. KahnLooking both are same..................
I have no idea what the fuck you're talking about.
May 3, 2012 2:10 PM #648054
Quote from ShensureiI have no idea what the fuck you're talking about.
neither do i
May 3, 2012 4:33 PM #648128
You guys could learn something from Johnny Bravo
Also: "I might not be the hottest guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you."
Also: "I might not be the hottest guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you."
May 3, 2012 5:03 PM #648137
lol my personal favorite, haven't tried it out yet though
"Hey are you google?"
"No, why?"
"Cause you got everything I'm looking for"
"Hey are you google?"
"No, why?"
"Cause you got everything I'm looking for"
May 3, 2012 5:52 PM #648183
"Are you an angel cause your ass is outta this world"
"What's your name? Where you from? Do you plan on giving me some?"
"Nice shoes, wanna f**k?"
"Add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and multiply."
"What's your name? Where you from? Do you plan on giving me some?"
"Nice shoes, wanna f**k?"
"Add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and multiply."
May 3, 2012 11:41 PM #648418
"Sex?" has been my most successful line historically, but it required a certain amount of alcohol and knowing that the girls in question were up for anything.
May 4, 2012 12:13 AM #648434
Quote from ExilementYou guys could learn something from Johnny Bravo
Also: "I might not be the hottest guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you."
Truth. Johnny is one of my childhood heros.
Quote from Draveslol my personal favorite, haven't tried it out yet though
"Hey are you google?"
"No, why?"
"Cause you got everything I'm looking for"
Ill add this one to the list too. Ill update the list on the first post later. Been real busy the last couple days.