Wtf is this shit? SP of course.

Would you rather learn Japanese or Spanish?

edit: ninja'd ehh

Your question equates to-
Would you rather die
or just not be able to fly

Obviously I pick the latter.

Spanish.

Would you rather have a killer clown lurking out your window or have a demonic doll watch you every time you sleep?

demonic doll

only be able to have red, blue, purple, and black lights in your house
or
only be able to see in different shades of black, red, and gray.

#2

would you rather take 33 baboons in a fight armed only with a giant dildo

or

Eat a pound of gummy worms in one sitting

gummy worms omnomnom

Would you rather live without the use of one of your senses(of your choice) for ten years, or live without the use of ANY of your senses for five months?

Quote from Shensurei

gummy worms omnomnom

Would you rather live without the use of one of your senses(of your choice) for ten years, or live without the use of ANY of your senses for five months?

No senses, I'd hope my friends wouldn't take advantage of my fragile state...
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Would you rather sit through all episodes of Naruto or have an incest orgy with your future children?

The first choice. If you're wondering what sense would it be, it would be the sense of smell.

Would you rather:

Live your life with your favourite dish/desert/snack whatever edible thing you enjoy the most out of all, just centimeters away from your reach at all times and yet, you could never eat it for some unknown reason,

or

Live your life knowing that you would lose your memory every 5 days. After that time, you knew you had lost your memory, you would feel that the people you knew and things you did were somehow familiar and yet, you just couldn't remember, no matter how hard your tried.

EDIT: Aww, ninja'd :/

It's still the first option though

NARUTO MUTHA FUCKA! :D

1)would you rather jump off a building into a vat of semen

or

2)be forced to repeatedly hug a porcupine multiple times while completely nude.

2. It's natural to hug a porcupine while being naked.

Would you rather have either your fingers chopped off or your hands chopped off?

Quote from Shadowkirby

2. It's natural to hug a porcupine while being naked.

Would you rather have either your fingers chopped off or your hands chopped off?

Hands. I can get mind-controlled robotic prosthetics for that now.

Would you rather

1) Turn into a single pixel

or

2) Turn into a bomber from stick empires chaos.

Bomber. hell yeah.

Would you rather tickle a pigs uterus or man handle a walrus' testicles

The Walrus one. They spend heaps of time in water so it would be cleaner ;)


Would you rather live forever or die now?

Quote from Ducko!

The Walrus one. They spend heaps of time in water so it would be cleaner ;)


Would you rather live forever or die now?

I'd rather to die now...

Would you rather jump into a pit of flaming puppies or join Delosity?

FLAMING PUPPYS! <3

Would you rather use a narwal's horn as a dildo or get eaten by a pack of zombie chiuahuahs (fuck spelling c: )