Quote from DragonFrost

>saving seems like a food idea. After that, since it doesnt seem to be agressive, talk in a gentle and quiet voice to not frighten it, and see if it can actually understand (by asking questions that can be answered by yes or no)

After a quick date with the save feature, you start chatting. "So... you ARE called Manbearpig, right?"

"...no. That's what you more sentient beasts call me. My name is Phillip Oxford-Oronthol Heckleburg. POOH for short." It appears your chaotic nature has given you the ability to talk to animals!

"Hi! My name is Yamcha!" says a nearby rock.

"FUCK YOU, YAMCHA!" You say before blowing it up.

"But... you can talk to anything..." says its pebbles before you wildly throw them around. POOH looks at you, slightly scared.

Quote from Anywho

>Do something unexpected.

This is totally something you should do. But what...? Thinking quickly, you flash your breasts at POOH, who looks at them in awe, then bows. "I am forever at your command, milady." It appears the breasts that Skully gave you have a hypnotic power! Wow, this is starting to get a bit silly.

That'd just be hypnotising yourself.

>Take a moment to question your sanity, then hop on POOH's back
and demand it take you somewhere cool. Or atleast like,
somewhere with other people and stuff.

Quote from Anywho

That'd just be hypnotising yourself.

>Take a moment to question your sanity, then hop on POOH's back
and demand it take you somewhere cool. Or atleast like,
somewhere with other people and stuff.

With you on POOH's back, you ride off in style to a nearby village. It's quite a large village, and you pose quite the intimidating (and completely insane yet still sane) figure riding such a magnificent and freakish beast. A sign at the entrance of the village says it is called 'Nunya'. Kinda cool.

> Go ask the villagers for directions, food, something cool and blah blah blah. If they won't, tell POOH to eat them.

>Don't scare the villagers away, act friendly so they don't think you're a threat. Be cool.

>Flash boobs at the villagers.

Quote from _Ai_

>Flash boobs at the villagers.

You know, it would be funny to see what happens.

This one has my vote

Quote from _Ai_

>Flash boobs at the villagers.

Quote from GrimmtheReaper

You know, it would be funny to see what happens.

This one has my vote

Indeed. Would the boobs hypnotist the villagers? If so, you could rule the world with them....

With great boobs, comes great responsiblity... one that shouldn't be abused

This shall not be turned into a sexual story, you perverts.
> Hide the beast somewhere outside the city, save on another slot, and then just take a walk.

Because of reasons, you leave POOH outside the village and walk in, getting the attention of quite a few. After saving, you flash your chest.

After about forty seconds, you're arrested for public indecency, but you do get quite a few compliments on your amazing rack.

> Let's see what happens.

Quote from Ghombeat

> Let's see what happens.

You're taken to jail, where you're questioned.

"Now, little lady, why did you flash your boobs at the town center?" asks the Sheriff.

>Tell the truth. XD (Let's see what happens)