Granted. However, it turned out that the program was bugged, and instead attracted computer viruses.
I wish for a gun.

Granted, you get a water gun.

I wish I was a pokemon trainer.

Granted, your name is now " a pokemon trainer"
Stick to animating "a pokemon trainer!"

I wish I could have the powers of a faclon punch

Granted, your hands are now falcon heads and they turn against you ripping out your eyes
I wish to pass my exams

granted, but you dont pass the school.

I wish to have a better tablet

Granted, your new tablet is called "Better Tablet" and it's very cheap.

I wish to have a Graphic Tablet.

Quote from Vion

Granted, your new tablet is called "Better Tablet" and it's very cheap.

I wish to have a Graphic Tablet.

Granted. But it broke b4 it got to you.
I wish for a private paradise island.

Granted. The private paradise island is not for you.
I wish to be as good as Wyz when it comes to playing Stick Empires

Granted, but you become bad at everything else...Even opening the computer.

I wish for a Diamond Pickaxe just like in Minecraft.

Granted, but its the extremist version of the overly attached girlfriend. You never see the light of day again.

I wish for a time machine.

Granted, but the time machine is malfunctioned and have sent you to the dinosaur's land

I wish i can go to the other dimension.

Quote from Zylon4

Granted, but the time machine is malfunctioned and have sent you to the dinosaur's land

I wish i can go to the other dimension.

Wish granted. When you were exploring to another dimension, you accidentally pressed a forbidden button on your remote and arrived to a dimension full of monsters and aliens. Plus, the portal you used for dimension exploring closed and you couldn't back to the Earth. The worse of them, you started really hungry and you didn't bring any food or beverages. Thus - on 3 days, you died because of hunger. Both monster and alien there are quarreling for your body to be eaten now.

I wish people could be healthy without doing any kind of sports.

Granted. You are healthy AND fat.
I wish I'll become the best in everything.

Granted, that includes being best at sucking, best at dying, best at losing...

I wish I am the wizard of Yendor.