Granted but the cannon is very old and its ammunition seem to be made of meat.

I wish I had a 3d printer.

Granted, you got a printer and it printed 3 d's....then broke.

I wish for everlasting life.

Granted, but people think you are using black magic, so everyone hates you.

I wish for a Cinnamon Roll. <3

Granted, you get a sloppy lump of cinnamon, and when you try to eat it you end up choking and spewing out cinnamon powder like a dragon.

I wish Most Wanted would win their clan war.

They win, but the other clan breaks apart because of the loss.

I wish to be a good fisher.

Quote from m0ntana

They win, but the other clan breaks apart because of the loss.

I wish to be a good fisher.

Granted, you haul a fish so big, that he ate you whole body, bones and flesh, inside out.

I wish for an exploding throwing pie.

Quote from Silv

Granted, but the pie is also a boomerang, so if you throw it, it will comeback to you.

Where's your wish, Silv?

EDIT:: To keep it going since Silv had no wish.

I wish for an awesome cheesecake.

Granted, the cheesecake is awesome, but only exists for 1 second!

I wish for the ability to never have hangovers.

Granted, now you get explosive diarrhea instead of a hangover.

I wish for a cracker.

Quote from GameRat101

Granted, now you get explosive diarrhea instead of a hangover.

I wish for a cracker.

Sadly you there is no room in your home for your crackers to stay. They all become homeless and a burden on society, now everyone hates you for it.

I wish for a gene capable of granting me a few more wishes.

granted, but the wishes are negative towards you.

I wish for a private jet that can go lightspeed and cannot be destroyed in any way

Quote from supersmashbro

granted, but the wishes are negative towards you.

I wish for a private jet that can go lightspeed and cannot be destroyed in any way

This is pretty much what would happen if your jet would travel on lightspeed: http://what-if.xkcd.com/1/

I wish that I wouldn't have to wish for something.

Granted. You can never wish for something, again. Therefore, your lack of wishing abilities makes you an outcast in society. All of your friends and colleagues avoid contact with you. Your family sees you as a burden. You become forever known as the weird guy who can't make a wish.

I wish for a paper clip.

Quote from Corey Rich

Granted. You can never wish for something, again. Therefore, your lack of wishing abilities makes you an outcast in society. All of your friends and colleagues avoid contact with you. Your family sees you as a burden. You become forever known as the weird guy who can't make a wish.

I wish for a paper clip.

Granted, you found a paper clip outside your house - which had already screwed because a thief used it for unlocking the key of your house. Therefore, you had found a paperclip full of bad luck - which on that time was popular because you had lived among people full of very great luck and they were bored of their luck. Congratulations.

I wish I could be keener at observing something, so that I could participate on Corey Rich's Sherlock Deduction Game.