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May 27, 2013 8:00 AM #986018
Granted but the cannon is very old and its ammunition seem to be made of meat.

I wish I had a 3d printer.
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May 27, 2013 8:52 AM #986051
Granted, you got a printer and it printed 3 d's....then broke.

I wish for everlasting life.
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May 27, 2013 11:36 AM #986330
Granted, but people think you are using black magic, so everyone hates you.

I wish for a Cinnamon Roll. <3
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May 27, 2013 11:42 AM #986339
Granted, you get a sloppy lump of cinnamon, and when you try to eat it you end up choking and spewing out cinnamon powder like a dragon.

I wish Most Wanted would win their clan war.
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May 27, 2013 3:55 PM #986739
They win, but the other clan breaks apart because of the loss.

I wish to be a good fisher.
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May 27, 2013 3:58 PM #986745
Quote from m0ntana
They win, but the other clan breaks apart because of the loss.

I wish to be a good fisher.

Granted, you haul a fish so big, that he ate you whole body, bones and flesh, inside out.

I wish for an exploding throwing pie.
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May 27, 2013 4:27 PM #986763
Quote from Triss
Granted, you haul a fish so big, that he ate you whole body, bones and flesh, inside out.

I wish for an exploding throwing pie.


Granted, but the pie is also a boomerang, so if you throw it, it will comeback to you.
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May 27, 2013 5:00 PM #986785
Quote from Silv
Granted, but the pie is also a boomerang, so if you throw it, it will comeback to you.


Where's your wish, Silv?

EDIT:: To keep it going since Silv had no wish.

I wish for an awesome cheesecake.
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May 28, 2013 5:59 PM #987899
Granted, the cheesecake is awesome, but only exists for 1 second!

I wish for the ability to never have hangovers.
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May 28, 2013 9:10 PM #988002
Granted, now you get explosive diarrhea instead of a hangover.

I wish for a cracker.
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May 28, 2013 9:41 PM #988026
Quote from GameRat101
Granted, now you get explosive diarrhea instead of a hangover.

I wish for a cracker.


Sadly you there is no room in your home for your crackers to stay. They all become homeless and a burden on society, now everyone hates you for it.

I wish for a gene capable of granting me a few more wishes.
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May 28, 2013 9:46 PM #988029
granted, but the wishes are negative towards you.

I wish for a private jet that can go lightspeed and cannot be destroyed in any way
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May 28, 2013 9:51 PM #988034
Quote from supersmashbro
granted, but the wishes are negative towards you.

I wish for a private jet that can go lightspeed and cannot be destroyed in any way


This is pretty much what would happen if your jet would travel on lightspeed: http://what-if.xkcd.com/1/

I wish that I wouldn't have to wish for something.
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May 28, 2013 10:46 PM #988057
Granted. You can never wish for something, again. Therefore, your lack of wishing abilities makes you an outcast in society. All of your friends and colleagues avoid contact with you. Your family sees you as a burden. You become forever known as the weird guy who can't make a wish.

I wish for a paper clip.
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May 28, 2013 11:07 PM #988062
Quote from Corey Rich
Granted. You can never wish for something, again. Therefore, your lack of wishing abilities makes you an outcast in society. All of your friends and colleagues avoid contact with you. Your family sees you as a burden. You become forever known as the weird guy who can't make a wish.

I wish for a paper clip.

Granted, you found a paper clip outside your house - which had already screwed because a thief used it for unlocking the key of your house. Therefore, you had found a paperclip full of bad luck - which on that time was popular because you had lived among people full of very great luck and they were bored of their luck. Congratulations.

I wish I could be keener at observing something, so that I could participate on Corey Rich's Sherlock Deduction Game.