Quote from GamerXD8

Granted. I dunno what that is, so I'll make you SLIP by a banana peel AND SLIDE down a cliff to your death.
I wish I am the boss of the Pokemon world.

Granted, then the game crashed, leaving you stuck all alone in the that place.

I wish people wouldn't touch me that much.

Granted, but then everyone stopped contact with you then. You are now lonely.

I wish to be a girl.

Quote from _Ai_

Granted, but then everyone stopped contact with you then. You are now lonely.

I wish to be a girl.

Broke up the rules. Smite me.
Well, (skip over me)

Quote from Triss

Granted, you are raped with the most horrible way to die. I know you want that so bad, Aiman.

I wish to become the Hulk.

Oh yes. Oh~
Btw check up rules frontpage. You just broke one.

Quote from _Ai_

Granted, but then everyone stopped contact with you then. You are now lonely.

I wish to be a girl.

Granted, you turn into an ugly girl.

I wish the Xbox One was better.

Granted - wait, you did say Ark angle, right?

I wish for Sam to like green eggs and ham.

Granted. He likes them so much he starts offering them to you obnoxiously.

I wish for a new well fitting pair of shoes.

granted. But you stole them from the store and got arrested. In the cell, some other criminal beat you up and took your shoes.
I wish this game never ended

Granted, it used your life force to keep going and you die.

I wish for a vial of life in a bottle.

Quote from Rosie

Granted, but it's been contaminated with evil, and the bottle has a leak in it.
I wish for free back massages whenever I want them for the rest of my life.

Granted, the massager is a creepy old hobo who massages you with his tongue that's been licking a dead bunny.

I wish for the ability to have everything I need on my computer.

Granted, but your computer has been overloaded with that much stuff it breaks.
I wish to be able to sleep better at night.

Granted; Tamen throws a wheelchair at you for snoring.
I wish for successful entry into college.

Granted. But your chosen courses won't get you anywhere in life.
I wish I had a sister.

Granted, but college sucks.

I wish to be cheerful.