Funniest battle moments and messages

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Jul 2, 2013 3:31 PM #1024503
The Story of the Twenty Bombers...

Well, a guy sent 14 Speartons at my Statue, it happened I had 20 Bombers garrisoned... so I sent em out and they all blew up his Speartons...

...THE END!
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Jul 2, 2013 4:09 PM #1024513
I was once ranking on an alt at around the 1500 level. A guy said at the beginning "No attack, k?"
So naturally I replied "no." He proceeded to say "ur just to much of a pussy to fight with big army." Then surrendered.
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Jul 2, 2013 4:19 PM #1024516
Once i got the middle in a short map. 2 minutes into the game he called me a noob for not using tower spawn XD
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Jul 2, 2013 6:09 PM #1024583
Somebody said to me if this was real life you would be dead. I laughed for 10 minutes
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Jul 2, 2013 6:23 PM #1024594
Someone rushed 8 Speartons at my statue at a pitiful attempt at a Spearton rush.

Also, a different guy rushed 5 Speartons mid-game at my Magikill. He killed it; then the rest of my army obliterated them. He said it was fun watching my Magikill die. I said it was fun watching his 2250 gold and 250 mana worth of Speartons die.
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Jul 2, 2013 6:31 PM #1024596
Quote from merich1
Someone rushed 8 Speartons at my statue at a pitiful attempt at a Spearton rush.

Also, a different guy rushed 5 Speartons mid-game at my Magikill. He killed it; then the rest of my army obliterated them. He said it was fun watching my Magikill die. I said it was fun watching his 2250 gold and 250 mana worth of Speartons die.


lol nice one
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Jul 4, 2013 5:45 AM #1025849
Dude uses at least 10 speartrons- i got about 5 speartron and one mage. poison spray. his die, mine live. The level 1400something says- why do people have to cheat?

xD
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Jul 4, 2013 7:18 AM #1025869
i had only 2 giants and 6 speartons. he had a mage, around 15 speartons and 6 archers. what did he do? he let me build up my army, and let me keep the tower until i got tower spawn 2. then he raged quit.
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Jul 7, 2013 2:20 PM #1028440
I met a chaos player 3 times in a row. I lost twice, then won by rushing with shadowrath!
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Oct 28, 2013 8:09 AM #1099071
Quote from kingkickass2013
I was playing against this crawler spammer, he used NOTHING but crawlers. He called me a pathetic noob when I called upon the help of a magikill and used blast on them all (This was the first time I ever defeated chaos)


but, don't underestimate crawlers with pack mentality, if he had. Shame on him or her. just joking, but really don't underestimate crawlers.
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Oct 28, 2013 7:46 PM #1099233
This guy called me a uh, female dog, for defeating his 3 archers and 6-8 swordwrath with a castle archer and 3 speartons. XD
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Oct 29, 2013 5:56 AM #1099378
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OZigF1l0q8M&list=TLfHbDYk3-rnJzizJQq8kkxCL8936Ffcwv
That's the funniest battle for me :D
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Nov 5, 2013 3:15 AM #1102661
This is me forgetting to look at my miners. UUUMMMM... if he hadn't lagged out, I soooo would have attacked with them all. I had at least 15 miners on gold alone.
www.stickempires.com/play?replay=replay3316335&version=1.78 for some REAL miner spam!
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Nov 5, 2013 5:21 AM #1102713
I am in DM. 4th time playing DM. Get Spearton and Archidon at middle tower. The opponent automatically surrendered. :/
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Nov 6, 2013 1:19 AM #1103210
Back in the day I played a giant masser, who has like 4 pluss giants and at that point what other unit can take 5 or more rocks without dying in 1 shot, answer is giants. So I get around 4 giants and 2 magikill and he calls me noob giant spammer