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CnC and Accepting thereof in this forum?!


WHAT YEAR IS IT

Quote from R.D

Wow, so much for burns? I think your face is one.
I really should be done with my speedbattle animation, but that's mainly for fun
Drake ate a snake while it baked on a rake
The rake was blue cuz you does shoe.
"abcdefg" I like peanut butter jk I get an allergic reaction from it, "e"

Straight of G.

Quote from Cobalt

Tell me what you think of my love story.

The Park (Click to Show)

Every day, I follow a schedule the same way
I sit on the same bench, in the same place
With the same bored face, at the same park
With the same stench, the same bark
Of the dog playing catch
If I say "same" one more time, I might wretch
The air blows breezily, and carries the Frisbee easily
It glides seamlessly, until its trip dies aimlessly

It's at my foot, you see
I eye it queasily
Her hair flows beautifully
I stare dutifully
This flare new to me
I bend to retrieve it
I can hardly believe it
Before it's in my clutch
Our hands touch
Simultaneous head raise
Lost in each others gaze
My heart ablaze
I scramble for a phrase
"I've been watching you for days"
Her face a confused haze
"To me you truly do amaze
You see, this is my latest craze"
She's in a clouded daze
"I've been watching you in many ways"
for more then a couple days"
Her face a mask of horror
As she hears the thoughts I harbor
"Now I've reached the final phase"

I grab her wrist
She begins to pull and twist
I yank her towards my car
It's not parked very far
She begins to scream, and cry
I smile to seem like a nice guy
Her dog is barking
Now others are watching
Unsure whether to do something
Some content with doing nothing
By the time, someone pulls out their phone
I've done the crime, zoomin' back to my home
Thanks to her perfection
Erection inducin' complexion
Without question, joining my collection
Now she's met her end
Never to be seen again
You're next my friend
What a shocker
Until then,
Brian the Stalker

Quote from Rik120

I didn't know the aim of this thread was to get in each others faces,
Lets all be friendly and get of each others cases.
I'm not the best at speaking, my rapping skill is: Nout,
but come on guys, just chill the fuck out...

Quote from Rik120

You're really good at rhyming, that is true
but some of centances are too short, foo'.
Now personally i can't speak, cus i'm just as bad.
but thats just my opinion, so don't get mad! :(

Quote from MaxZ

A frog sits
Up on a lillypad
Eating where he shits
Getting older, getting fat

Wait now, what is he doing?
He's pooing
He's pushing out a log
What the frog?

Quote from Cobalt

I want some comments on my stuff guys. Is it good, bad? Should I change something up? Lemme hear your thoughts.
Here's a cool tale.

Life of Gus (Click to Show)

Hello, my name is Gus
I'm sick and tired of my life
Sick of takin a lame bus
Tired of fuckin the same wife
Sick of sittin on the same shift
Barely able to eat, cause I'm paid shit wages
And made to shop lift
To make ends meet, it's outrageous
Don't wanna mop the slop left by the hog mob
Wanna drop my job bein the underdog workin for Todd the snob
I wasn't sure until today
I was moppin and I walked up to this kid
"Need a refill?" I began to say
Then he threw his drink at me, cup and lid
That's when I decided to quit
I don't mean to be cheesy
But you could say it was easy peasy
Thanks to the lemon squeezy
First thing I did with my freedom
Was grab the kid and proceed to beat him
I smacked him so hard
He was such a card
Now his face looked like one
Flat just like that
I've never had so much fun
Turned to his mom and tipped my hat
After the violence she stared in fear
After a short silence she broke into a cheer
Such a happy mother
Blotting at her eyes with a hanky
Sayin, "thanks for taking care of that fucker."
So nice of her to thank me
I walked up to Todd my manager
And said, "Your vascular diameter is amateur"
He rose an eye brow, but before he spoke
He began to choke, and started convulsin
I watched him croak, only feeling revulsion
As I predicted, he had a stroke
He was addicted to coke
Not the liquid, this isn't a joke
I woulda been fired, if that asshole hadn't died
Instead I retired, I quit before I was cast aside
I was tired, as I waited for my ride
Dropped the change that was due
As I got into the automotive zoo
Called public transport
Just as I sat down, I heard a snort
I looked up and the driver was glaring at me
"You're short a penny"
I got angry and started to shout
"Does it matter, that's all my money!"
She opened the door and said, "Get out"
I stomped off the bus, turned and screamed into the sky
Lifted it off the ground and said, "Here's my two cents"
She calmly said, "Sir, this is a capital offense"
I didn't care, I let it fly
Watched it land on a busy rode
Laughed as it began to explode
That's what you call street heat
I began humming a sweet beat
Feeling like I was in the zone
As I walked toward home
Maybe my life isn't so bad after all
If I got too much stress I just need to release it
Punch a wall, or get in a brawl
Then I won't feel like I'm gonna split
Stop feeling like shit
When I get home Imma find my wife
And tell her she's the love of my life.