2013 Official SPP MAN Club

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Aug 21, 2013 8:04 PM #1071155
Number of fights been in (one point each): Been in the competitive side of kyokushin for years, had more fights than I could count, but if we're talking about street fights I've had 6
Number of fights won (one point each): 5
Number of girls slept with (one point each): 4
Ever owned a motorcycle: No
Ever owned a muscle car: bmw e30 is as muscular as it gets
Have plans, are currently in, or have been in the military:No
Do you have a physically demanding or dirty job (if yes, list job):No
Number of guns in YOUR household (one point each):Let me just run to the store and get that shotgun you've been talking about, oh wait, we're not in murica. None.
Number of times threatened by a girls boyfriend (one point each):Once
Do you normally have facial hair:a bit
Do you regularly wear sunglasses: spring/summer/fall
Do you regularly wear a leather jacket:fall/winter/spring
Can you play either guitar, bass, or drums (one point for each, list which ones):Guitar

The paragraph part must be a fucking joke, just wannabees do that, real men don't boast about all the shit they've experienced. The survey tells enough.
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Aug 21, 2013 8:43 PM #1071173
Do you guys even lift?

Number of fights been in (one point each): I lost count.
Number of fights won (one point each): Same number as above.
Number of girls slept with (one point each): I lost count.
Ever owned a motorcycle: I was born riding one.
Ever owned a muscle car: Only muscle I need is my own.
Have plans, are currently in, or have been in the military: I'm with the resistance.
Do you have a physically demanding or dirty job (if yes, list job): Nothing is physically demanding for a manly man.
Number of guns in YOUR household (one point each): I lost count.
Number of times threatened by a girls boyfriend (one point each): I lost count.
Do you normally have facial hair: Do you really have to ask?
Do you regularly wear sunglasses: My eyes are black shades.
Do you regularly wear a leather jacket: Leather jacket? Do you mean my Bear skin?
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Aug 21, 2013 9:50 PM #1071208
Quote from Hidro
Do you guys even lift?

Number of fights been in (one point each): I lost count.
Number of fights won (one point each): Same number as above.
Number of girls slept with (one point each): I lost count.
Ever owned a motorcycle: I was born riding one.
Ever owned a muscle car: Only muscle I need is my own.
Have plans, are currently in, or have been in the military: I'm with the resistance.
Do you have a physically demanding or dirty job (if yes, list job): Nothing is physically demanding for a manly man.
Number of guns in YOUR household (one point each): I lost count.
Number of times threatened by a girls boyfriend (one point each): I lost count.
Do you normally have facial hair: Do you really have to ask?
Do you regularly wear sunglasses: My eyes are black shades.
Do you regularly wear a leather jacket: Leather jacket? Do you mean my Bear skin?


Remember, 0 comes after -1...
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Aug 22, 2013 12:20 AM #1071308
May I fill the sheet too?.
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Aug 22, 2013 1:04 AM #1071347
Well here goes nothing....

Number of fights been in (one point each): 5.
Number of fights won (one point each): 4.
Number of girls slept with (one point each): 2
Ever owned a motorcycle: No.
Ever owned a muscle car: Planning on taking tests first.
Have plans, are currently in, or have been in the military: Leader of the Uprising
Do you have a physically demanding or dirty job (if yes, list job): No
Number of guns in YOUR household (one point each): None
Number of times threatened by a girls boyfriend (one point each): 0
Do you normally have facial hair: Yes
Do you regularly wear sunglasses: Yes
Do you regularly wear a leather jacket: No
Do you play either guitar, bass, or drums (one point for each, list which ones): Drums
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Aug 22, 2013 2:37 AM #1071425
Number of fights been in (one point each):
Number of fights won (one point each):
Number of girls slept with (one point each):
Ever owned a motorcycle:
Ever owned a muscle car:
Have plans, are currently in, or have been in the military:
Do you have a physically demanding or dirty job (if yes, list job):
Number of guns in YOUR household (one point each):
Number of times threatened by a girls boyfriend (one point each):
Do you normally have facial hair:
Do you regularly wear sunglasses:
Do you regularly wear a leather jacket:
Can you play either guitar, bass, or drums (one point for each, list which ones):

What the fuck is this shit?
Since when do I have to file paper work to be in the goddamn man club?
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Aug 22, 2013 3:29 AM #1071464
this is the dumbest thing i've ever read.
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Aug 22, 2013 3:30 AM #1071465
Yeah the whole "men don't do paper work" excuse is invalid, because real men wouldn't give up an opportunity to boast about their manly feats.
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Aug 22, 2013 3:34 AM #1071468
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You cannot even fathom the level of manliness I posses!
It's inconceivable!
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Aug 22, 2013 12:36 PM #1071794
Quote from Sacred
The last 2 girls I had one nights stands with tried talking to me after and I didn't answer.


*sniff*... I thought we lost you for a while there, bro.

Welcome to the MAN Club. You shall henceforth be known as Sacred.

Quote from Raptor

Why isn't being able to make a proper steak by yourself on here? I mean this is a MAN list, it should be a requirement.


Raptor please, you get your bitch makes it for you.

Quote from Firefly
Damn Sacred turned into a pimp


Its like realising for the first time that your jovial velvet caterpillar has turned into a leather-wearing butterfly.

Quote from Exilement
this list doesn't really ask "How manly are you?", seems like it's more about "How microscopic is your cock?"


Says the man who passed with flying colours.

Quote from Camila
May I fill the sheet too?.


You can fill our sheets anytime.
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Aug 22, 2013 7:39 PM #1072060
Nishhhhhh, You seem to have missed me, good sir.
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Aug 22, 2013 10:38 PM #1072143
Quote from Nish
*sniff*... I thought we lost you for a while there, bro.

Welcome to the MAN Club. You shall henceforth be known as Sacred.



Raptor please, you get your bitch makes it for you.



Its like realising for the first time that your jovial velvet caterpillar has turned into a leather-wearing butterfly.



Says the man who passed with flying colours.



You can fill our sheets anytime.


Either you read my application or make your "secretary" do it for you.
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Aug 23, 2013 1:08 AM #1072246
Number of fights been in (one point each): Six
Number of fights won (one point each): Five
Number of girls slept with (one point each): Six I think Whiskey makes my memory shitty, so
Ever owned a motorcycle: Custom built Harley that me and my dad built for me a couple years ago
Ever owned a muscle car: I had a 1980 Firebird 3rd Gen T-Tops for a while, basically the Knight Rider, Insurance was fucking insane though so my dad owns it now, I still drive it occasionally though
Have plans, are currently in, or have been in the military: Plans to be a sniper
Do you have a physically demanding or dirty job (if yes, list job): Not even a little, I sit at a desk and do IT
Number of guns in YOUR household (one point each): 4 Rifles, two .22's, a 30ot6, and a .40 cal, 3 shotguns, two twelves and a ten, 6 pistols, two .22s, a 9mil, a .357/.38 special, a .45, and a 10 mil.
Number of times threatened by a girls boyfriend (one point each): Oh god. In the last year probably a dozen times? I like to flirt with things I can't have
Do you normally have facial hair: Yeah unless I have court or something
Do you regularly wear sunglasses: Yup
Do you regularly wear a leather jacket: Every day I can
Can you play either guitar, bass, or drums (one point for each, list which ones): Guitar and Drums

I'm not really that manly, thought I'd try anyway though.
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Aug 23, 2013 8:34 AM #1072476
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Nishhhhhh, You seem to have missed me, good sir.


I inducted you into this club 3 years ago. With these very hands.

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MatrixNinja2000;1072143']Either you read my application or make your "secretary" do it for you.


You misspelled 'sir'.

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Plans to be a sniper

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4 Rifles, two .22's, a 30ot6, and a .40 cal, 3 shotguns, two twelves and a ten, 6 pistols, two .22s, a 9mil, a .357/.38 special, a .45, and a 10 mil.


Pics and you're a member for life.
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Aug 23, 2013 11:25 PM #1072863
Sorry havent been rating everybody, come back and too many damn pages to go through. From what i saw we got Scarecrow, Zed, Sacred. Missing anybody?

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Quote from TheCreator;1072246
Have plans, are currently in, or have been in the military: Plans to be a sniper

Pics and you're a member for life.

Everybody says they plan to be a sniper. I planned to be a sniper. Sniper school is probably the toughest in the US military, and also one of the hardest to even get into. It's not a simple sign up and shoot good.