So today I was alone in the house. Of course, that means that I watched porn more than I normally do.

Anyways, I exit the browser and leave the computer on. I though "hey, I guess it's safe to to leave now." So I leave the house.
I come home, and see my parents on the computer. I see them looking at some pictures on Facebook or something. I went closer to see what they were looking at, and out of nowhere, my mom asks me, "what were you watching here?"

I was honestly dumbfounded at first. Then it hit me, Chrome opens up the last page you were on before you exit. I looked at my dad and he let out a little scoff/giggle/laugh/smirk or whatever. Now I know what my mom's talking about, so and I glance at her. Poker face. I guess I got my talent from her because I'm wearing the same exact face right that moment.

So I was all like "what are you talking about. Youtube I guess?"

Then I immediately left the room. Not in a rush, just to pretend to get some water.

That didn't really affect their behavior after. They went back to their normal routine, but I JUST KNOW they were thinking it. They indirectly caught me watching porn. I just feel really embarrassed that I got caught committing a crime that everyone probably already knew I was doing.


So I thought it would be cool if you people shared some of these little embarrassing fuck ups in your life so that you can relive the shame that you felt. Your turn guys.

Who doesn't delete they're history?
I have countless fuck ups, let me remember one.
I was once in a fight, but people intervened to stop it. Now 2 minutes later as I was walking away still pissed off I found someone who closely resembles someone who was in along who had me head locked and punching me in the gut. I proceeded to punch them in the face to find out he was someone completely different.

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Who doesn't delete they're history?
I have countless fuck ups, let me remember one.
I was once in a fight, but people intervened to stop it. Now 2 minutes later as I was walking away still pissed off I found someone who closely resembles someone who was in along who had me head locked and punching me in the gut. I proceeded to punch them in the face to find out he was someone completely different.

I was alone, and didn't expect them to come home so quickly.

And I thought I was incognito. Turns out I wasn't I guess.

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I was alone, and didn't expect them to come home so quickly.

And I thought I was incognito. Turns out I wasn't I guess.

Always double check. That's I learned.

I've been caught fapping NUMEROUS times. Just fapping though, no porn included (cause I use imagination). One time I was so immersed on fapping, my dad entered and WATCHED me came. I went red so hard I can almost explode.

How about when my brain malfunctions and I walk into the wrong classroom?

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How about when my brain malfunctions and I walk into the wrong classroom?

That happens pretty often tho. There was this one guy who wasn't my classmate that entered our room. He was looking intently at his phone, thumbing it as furiously fast as he could. He even made it to the chair next to me and sat for a solid and awkward 2 seconds. I said, "what's up." He didn't recognize my voice, and when he looked up, his face looks like the one you make after you realize you've just woken up to a van filled with smiling muslim men. A confused face, followed by a quick "oh shit" face.

I greeted him with a "what's up" every time I saw him for an entire school year. Up until now, I still don't know who he was.

13 or so years ago back when VCR was the shit, I found a huge load of tapes in one of the shelves around the house. Pop the first one in, it's Donald fucking duck, aww yuss! Second one goes in, it's my nigger Mickey! By that time I'm excited as fuck, it's only the second tape and I've already got cartoons to entertain me for years! Third one goes in, it's Tom and Jerry, I could barely control my erection as I started watching the show. Was so in to it didn't even realize it's already past my bedtime, mom comes in, kicks me to bed. Can't sleep, thinking about Donald and Jerry, can't wait for tomorrow to come. It does. Wake up pretty early, rush downstairs, turn on Tv, check the VCR, my tape isn't there, rush upstairs, sneak in to parents room, grab a handful of tapes go back. Pop in a random tape expecting it to be Tom and Jerry or at least some other cartoon. Nope.jpg, it's porn. No intro, no nothing, just straight on fucking. Don't understand shit, but find it intriguing, keep on watching even though I somehow knew I shouldn't. Mom and Dad walks in "what the fuck are you doing?!", turn around, spilling out all my whats, see mom give dad the "You don' goof'd" look. Really awkward silence with loud moans in the background. Got the birds and the bees talk at the age of 7, since that incident every Sunday is family porn night.

I've been caught watching porn before. Even though the situation is unbelievably awkward for the next week or two, if your parents have a shred of maturity, they realize that it's a natural thing that almost everybody does. When my dad caught me the first time he just shielded his eyes and said "Woops, didn't mean to disturb your self-therapy session." Then he walked away and never spoke of it again.

I left the gas on...

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13 or so years ago back when VCR was the shit, I found a huge load of tapes in one of the shelves around the house. Pop the first one in, it's Donald fucking duck, aww yuss! Second one goes in, it's my nigger Mickey! By that time I'm excited as fuck, it's only the second tape and I've already got cartoons to entertain me for years! Third one goes in, it's Tom and Jerry, I could barely control my erection as I started watching the show. Was so in to it didn't even realize it's already past my bedtime, mom comes in, kicks me to bed. Can't sleep, thinking about Donald and Jerry, can't wait for tomorrow to come. It does. Wake up pretty early, rush downstairs, turn on Tv, check the VCR, my tape isn't there, rush upstairs, sneak in to parents room, grab a handful of tapes go back. Pop in a random tape expecting it to be Tom and Jerry or at least some other cartoon. Nope.jpg, it's porn. No intro, no nothing, just straight on fucking. Don't understand shit, but find it intriguing, keep on watching even though I somehow knew I shouldn't. Mom and Dad walks in "what the fuck are you doing?!", turn around, spilling out all my whats, see mom give dad the "You don' goof'd" look. Really awkward silence with loud moans in the background. Got the birds and the bees talk at the age of 7, since that incident every Sunday is family porn night.

Yes but did you find Donald, Mickey, and Tom and Jerry?

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Yes but did you find Donald, Mickey, and Tom and Jerry?

Yeah, watched them over and over again

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I left the gas on...

So you burned your house?

Well it didn't explode, but it was embarrassing when I came back.

lol when i was a kid i would sleep with my parents. then one night i woke up and my mom was looking at me funny and then I realized I shat on their bed. the end.

Well this is only a couple of weeks ago, mind you: I thought it would be a good idea--as me and my mom were watching some youtube videos after watching a film (we hook the PC up to the TV)--to put on some Frankie Boyle for me and my mom to watch. I found this video, and thought it might be funny, and so I put it on:

Skip to 0:25 and watch from there onwards. I can only imagine how awkward it must be to have him actually say that to you directly at one of his shows.


Also, I don't mind sharing this sort of stuff because it's fucking funny, but if you don't want to read any graphically described sexual stuff then skip over the rest of this post. So, a few months ago, me and this girl were getting pretty intimate. We'd done other things, but never had sex. She was stopping around mine for the night. Long story short, we attempted to have sex. It was mine and hers' first time, and so shit was already pretty awkward anyway. Long story short, I couldn't get it up. That was embarrassing enough in-and-of itself, but how I dragged it out made it ten times worse. It was like that fucking "GET BIG" scene out of the inbetweeners. I sat there furiously masturbating my semi-limp cock next to her, whilst she sat in silence, facing in front. I did this for about five minutes. I said it isn't working, and that I'd try it in the bathroom. I went to the bathroom, and fell over on the way out because the lights weren't on and my chair was in the way (I know it sounds like I'm making this up for comic effect, but I promise you, none of this is made up). So I went to the bathroom and tried to work my magic in there, to no avail. I came back in and repeated the process, even with her help. Then I went BACK to the bathroom to try again, and stumbled again (didn't actually fall over this time). Anyway, this sort of awkward process must have gone on for about 15-20 minutes. It was so awkward, but we both went outside for a cigarette and laughed about it. The unfortunate thing is that, now, that has just added another fear to losing my virginity: what if the same happens again?