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what if the same happens again?

well for starters, don't excuse yourself so you can go knucklefuck yourself in front of the bathroom sink, if the groundhog can't see its shadow in the presence of a naked girl I really don't think it's because there's something even better in the bathroom, unless you enjoy watching yourself in a mirror or have some sort of porcelain fetish or something. even if the "enter bathroom, acquire boner" strategy worked, what's the logical next step? the sprint from the bathroom sounds like a fucking obstacle course and it's a race against the clock, considering everything else leading up to that failed to work, then that kind of pressure would only result in squishing pissers like someone trying to open a capri sun with a piece of cooked spaghetti. you'd be lucky to make it halfway to your room before it looks like a dead mongoose dangling out of a lion's mouth.

I was once taking a shower and slipped my headphones in after, my mother was out and I had no towel and was soaking wet, so with my head phones still in I strolled into my living room, singing to self completely nude to get a towel I left on the couch, then it hit me. I was supposed to be looking after my 4 year old cousin. I took my headphones out and saw him staring right at me.

Quote from Exilement

well for starters, don't excuse yourself so you can go knucklefuck yourself in front of the bathroom sink, if the groundhog can't see its shadow in the presence of a naked girl I really don't think it's because there's something even better in the bathroom, unless you enjoy watching yourself in a mirror or have some sort of porcelain fetish or something. even if the "enter bathroom, acquire boner" strategy worked, what's the logical next step? the sprint from the bathroom sounds like a fucking obstacle course and it's a race against the clock, considering everything else leading up to that failed to work, then that kind of pressure would only result in squishing pissers like someone trying to open a capri sun with a piece of cooked spaghetti. you'd be lucky to make it halfway to your room before it looks like a dead mongoose dangling out of a lion's mouth.

Oh my god lmfao Exilement this is probably the single funniest post I have read on this website.

Quote from Exilement

well for starters, don't excuse yourself so you can go knucklefuck yourself in front of the bathroom sink, if the groundhog can't see its shadow in the presence of a naked girl I really don't think it's because there's something even better in the bathroom, unless you enjoy watching yourself in a mirror or have some sort of porcelain fetish or something. even if the "enter bathroom, acquire boner" strategy worked, what's the logical next step? the sprint from the bathroom sounds like a fucking obstacle course and it's a race against the clock, considering everything else leading up to that failed to work, then that kind of pressure would only result in squishing pissers like someone trying to open a capri sun with a piece of cooked spaghetti. you'd be lucky to make it halfway to your room before it looks like a dead mongoose dangling out of a lion's mouth.

I shall definitely refrain from knucklefucking myself in front of the bathroom sink, should the same thing happen again, despite my insatiable porcelain fetish.

I thought that it was because of nerves at the time, so maybe a minute alone in the quiet would calm my nerves and let the "groundhog see its shadow". Alas, it did not.

Well I was at home and my neighbors brought their daughters to our house so they could play with my sister I guess. Not knowing they came, I was in my room fully naked just finishing a good fap. I saw my still hard dick in the mirror then started to admire its length. I slapped and played with it a little to get it to its full peak of erection ,and out of nowhere, my neighbors daughter (the same age as me) walks in with me butt naked and fully erect. We both just stood there looking at each other and my perverted mind just disregarded that I was naked in front of someone and just became full on hard to the brim. She giggled and just slowly started to leave. I was so embarrassed that I almost starved to death becasue I was too scared to come out of my room.

Quote from Pox

I was too scared to come out of my room.

hehe

But seriously though, don't you lock your door when you fap or something? And why would you fap when your sister's in the house?

Quote from Smile

hehe

But seriously though, don't you lock your door when you fap or something? And why would you fap when your sister's in the house?

I fap when my whole family is at home, I'm also really incognito and can hear foot steps from a mile away.

Obviously not all the time if she walked in on you :')

I fap when people are home too (my mom never really goes out much, so I have to). But I put something heavy behind the door so that someone can't just open it. It's what I also do when I'm getting changed, so if they try to open it (which they never do without knocking anyway) it will get stuck on the heavy thing and they'll assume I'm getting changed. Or maybe they've figured out it's my fap protection, who knows.

I remember talking to this one girl whom I was attracted in my Comp Sci class two years ago, and of course, I got a huge boner out in the open. We weren't able to leave the room either because I had a very strict teacher and he didn't really like sending people out of his class.

Never have I been so embarrassed in my life. I didn't even attempt to hide it. What a foolish thing to do, haha.

It never happened again though, thankfully. I'm at a completely different school with a new set of people.

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I remember talking to this one girl whom I was attracted in my Comp Sci class two years ago, and of course, I got a huge boner out in the open. We weren't able to leave the room either because I had a very strict teacher and he didn't really like sending people out of his class.

Never have I been so embarrassed in my life. I didn't even attempt to hide it. What a foolish thing to do, haha.

It never happened again though, thankfully. I'm at a completely different school with a new set of people.

She saw the boner, though? Luckily, my uniform asks for khakis and usually things don't show since I'm sitting most of the time and it's thick, heavy and hard fabric.

Quote from Automaton

Obviously not all the time if she walked in on you :')

I fap when people are home too (my mom never really goes out much, so I have to). But I put something heavy behind the door so that someone can't just open it. It's what I also do when I'm getting changed, so if they try to open it (which they never do without knocking anyway) it will get stuck on the heavy thing and they'll assume I'm getting changed. Or maybe they've figured out it's my fap protection, who knows.

Maybe he was so immersed on beating it.

He was obviously beating it TO her.

Quote from Pox

I fap when my whole family is at home, I'm also really incognito and can hear foot steps from a mile away.

LOL same here bro.

Quote from Tsang

I remember talking to this one girl whom I was attracted in my Comp Sci class two years ago, and of course, I got a huge boner out in the open. We weren't able to leave the room either because I had a very strict teacher and he didn't really like sending people out of his class.

Never have I been so embarrassed in my life. I didn't even attempt to hide it. What a foolish thing to do, haha.

It never happened again though, thankfully. I'm at a completely different school with a new set of people.

Should have gone for the sneaky belt tuck. Works every time.

Almost everyone's fuck up involves them masturbating in front of people, what's wrong with you guys? And is no one gonna call _Ai_ out?

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I've been caught fapping NUMEROUS times. Just fapping though, no porn included (cause I use imagination). One time I was so immersed on fapping, my dad entered and WATCHED me came. I went red so hard I can almost explode.

What the fuck is wrong with your dad? You're telling me he just stood there and drooled while you came?! What the fuck?!

In keeping with the thread's theme I'll tell my masturbation related fuck up. It was the middle of the night, and all the lights in the house were turned off, except for one. My computer monitor was on, and I was fapping to some incredible hentai. I came powerfully, and I wasn't able to quite catch all the flying jizz with my tissue. Needless to say, some ejaculate landed on my groin and abdomen area. As I took out my headphones and prepared to wipe up my seed I heard footsteps approaching my room. My desk and computer is positioned facing the door a few feet to the right of it. The footsteps were approaching fast, and I realized the safest thing I could do in the few seconds I had was close my laptop. I reached forward and shut it, and stood up just as the door opened. My heart was beating excruciatingly fast as I stood naked, semen dribbling down my legs in the dark. It was just my luck that all the lights in the house were turned off, and with my laptop closed it was pitch black. I could make out the vague outline of my father standing in the doorway a mere 3 feet from me. He said he had to get up to use the bathroom, and he had noticed a light under my door. He asked me why I was up this late, and I mumbled some excuse about getting a drink of water. He grunted and told me to go to bed. When he shut the door I actually gave an audible sigh of relief. To think I had come that close to such an awkward situation. But now I'm enlightened, and I realize my experience was a casual one compared to _Ai_'s, in which his father STOOD THERE AND ENJOYED WATCHING HIS SON EJACULATE.... I rest my case.