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Also, I don't mind sharing this sort of stuff because it's fucking funny, but if you don't want to read any graphically described sexual stuff then skip over the rest of this post. So, a few months ago, me and this girl were getting pretty intimate. We'd done other things, but never had sex. She was stopping around mine for the night. Long story short, we attempted to have sex. It was mine and hers' first time, and so shit was already pretty awkward anyway. Long story short, I couldn't get it up. That was embarrassing enough in-and-of itself, but how I dragged it out made it ten times worse. It was like that fucking "GET BIG" scene out of the inbetweeners. I sat there furiously masturbating my semi-limp cock next to her, whilst she sat in silence, facing in front. I did this for about five minutes. I said it isn't working, and that I'd try it in the bathroom. I went to the bathroom, and fell over on the way out because the lights weren't on and my chair was in the way (I know it sounds like I'm making this up for comic effect, but I promise you, none of this is made up). So I went to the bathroom and tried to work my magic in there, to no avail. I came back in and repeated the process, even with her help. Then I went BACK to the bathroom to try again, and stumbled again (didn't actually fall over this time). Anyway, this sort of awkward process must have gone on for about 15-20 minutes. It was so awkward, but we both went outside for a cigarette and laughed about it. The unfortunate thing is that, now, that has just added another fear to losing my virginity: what if the same happens again?

Quote from Automaton

Also, I don't mind sharing this sort of stuff because it's fucking funny, but if you don't want to read any graphically described sexual stuff then skip over the rest of this post. So, a few months ago, me and this girl were getting pretty intimate. We'd done other things, but never had sex. She was stopping around mine for the night. Long story short, we attempted to have sex. It was mine and hers' first time, and so shit was already pretty awkward anyway. Long story short, I couldn't get it up. That was embarrassing enough in-and-of itself, but how I dragged it out made it ten times worse. It was like that fucking "GET BIG" scene out of the inbetweeners. I sat there furiously masturbating my semi-limp cock next to her, whilst she sat in silence, facing in front. I did this for about five minutes. I said it isn't working, and that I'd try it in the bathroom. I went to the bathroom, and fell over on the way out because the lights weren't on and my chair was in the way (I know it sounds like I'm making this up for comic effect, but I promise you, none of this is made up). So I went to the bathroom and tried to work my magic in there, to no avail. I came back in and repeated the process, even with her help. Then I went BACK to the bathroom to try again, and stumbled again (didn't actually fall over this time). Anyway, this sort of awkward process must have gone on for about 15-20 minutes. It was so awkward, but we both went outside for a cigarette and laughed about it. The unfortunate thing is that, now, that has just added another fear to losing my virginity: what if the same happens again?

Quote from Hewitt

lol when i was a kid i would sleep with my parents. then one night i woke up and my mom was looking at me funny and then I realized I shat on their bed. the end.

Quote from _Ai_

Always double check. That's I learned.

I've been caught fapping NUMEROUS times. Just fapping though, no porn included (cause I use imagination). One time I was so immersed on fapping, my dad entered and WATCHED me came. I went red so hard I can almost explode.

Quote from Nish

You do realise this means you can never ever have sex again, don't you? Maybe it just doesn't work down there. Maybe this will happen every single time. Maybe you'll never ever be happy. Maybe...

Quote from Salt

Oh my god man that must suck, like hell.

Quote from Captainalien72

When I was a little kid I took a dump during my bath.
*Alien voice* YOU ARE NOT ALONE

Quote from Hewitt

lol when i was a kid i would sleep with my parents. then one night i woke up and my mom was looking at me funny and then I realized I shat on their bed. the end.

Quote from Arch-Angel

You know Automaton, we're just alike in a weird sort of way. Except my issue isn't getting it up, it's keeping it down.

You were probably too nervous or something idk. Maybe you got excited and blew your load before hand. That can fuck it up.