Almost everyone's fuck up involves them masturbating in front of people, what's wrong with you guys? And is no one gonna call _Ai_ out?
What the fuck is wrong with your dad? You're telling me he just stood there and drooled while you came?! What the fuck?!
In keeping with the thread's theme I'll tell my masturbation related fuck up. It was the middle of the night, and all the lights in the house were turned off, except for one. My computer monitor was on, and I was fapping to some incredible hentai. I came powerfully, and I wasn't able to quite catch all the flying jizz with my tissue. Needless to say, some ejaculate landed on my groin and abdomen area. As I took out my headphones and prepared to wipe up my seed I heard footsteps approaching my room. My desk and computer is positioned facing the door a few feet to the right of it. The footsteps were approaching fast, and I realized the safest thing I could do in the few seconds I had was close my laptop. I reached forward and shut it, and stood up just as the door opened. My heart was beating excruciatingly fast as I stood naked, semen dribbling down my legs in the dark. It was just my luck that all the lights in the house were turned off, and with my laptop closed it was pitch black. I could make out the vague outline of my father standing in the doorway a mere 3 feet from me. He said he had to get up to use the bathroom, and he had noticed a light under my door. He asked me why I was up this late, and I mumbled some excuse about getting a drink of water. He grunted and told me to go to bed. When he shut the door I actually gave an audible sigh of relief. To think I had come that close to such an awkward situation. But now I'm enlightened, and I realize my experience was a casual one compared to _Ai_'s, in which his father STOOD THERE AND ENJOYED WATCHING HIS SON EJACULATE.... I rest my case.
Well, i didnt say he enjoyed it. He watched me, laughed, and then scold me off by pinching my ear...hard. Ear went numb.
