BTW, I'm sure alot of you are probably asking: How do I become an Honorary Member of HewittCorp?

Well that's REALLY simple.

Kiss my ass. Every hour.


The member who can compliment everything I do by the hour on the hour for the deliberation period of TWO MONTHS will get the job! He also has to fill up a form in triplicate and send them to the 27th floor of the building across the street for approval and assessment. Then he has to get his Kiss Ass Liscense, which will require a urine sample, a physical exam, a mental exam, 3 signatories from relatives, 1 signatory from a dead relative, and 1 signatory from Me. With a pen without ink. On a Sunday.***


YOU THINK YOU GOT WHAT IT TAKES



***If you're snowman you're pretty much an honorary because you're snowman

http://dylanjimmyirwin.deviantart.com/art/Tryout-Hewitt-s-Clan-437604428?ga_submit_new=10%253A1393727022am i in?

wow this clan doesn't die like other! hewitt revive this and become strong very soon.

I'm the best automatic honorary member.

GUYS I HAVE GREAT NEWS! We just got word on the IRC from the venerable snowman who has agreed to be an honorary in this clan:





TRULY INSPIRING WORDS FROM OUR SPONSOR!

I HOPE WE CAN LIVE UP TO HIS DREAM

Good job hewitt you are not letting this clan down!

What are you still doing here unproductive clan leader. go back to your rabbithole and keep making chat babies

Thx hewitt

Quote from Hidro

Im so exited to be working with you sir!
Im so glad you liked the color. At first I thought it might be a bit to risky to do it, but I'm glad I went ahead and did it. It was one of those moments on which you go all in, no safety net, not even a bluff to cover your ass. It was either to kill or to get kill, to eat or not to eat, to shit or not shit, to be or not to be. I see now all my life lead me to this moment, to this place. I see now I was born for this. I see it clearly now. I live not to kill, not to eat and not to shit. Much less to be. I live for nothing but for green sticks.

THIS TENACITY IS THE EXACT KIND OF THING IM LOOKING FOR! This attitude is definitely what we need. NO OTHER CLAN HAS THIS ENERGY!!!

Quote from Stickly

New tryout!
http://www.filz.us/view/950c3996-3a8/

this is a joke

AHMYGAHD IM LAUGHING MY SIDES KLJHSOVINSOHFOSIUFOEJFPOWJEOICSLFGNSKLDG:

Stickly, I didnt just pull a random lazy tryout out of my ass to test people. In fact...you have PASSED THE SECRET TEST!!! I just knew that one of you boneheads would make a stick that was saying HI BY FAPPING!!! You've unlocked the secret condition that this company needs. You are IN SIR! Pack your bags. We're moving to my Corporate Headquarters on the Moon.

Quote from Sharp

Seems like a clan worthy of me. Here is my well animated tryout;

http://i.imgur.com/tjVr094.gif

I didn't even need to see your animation sir! I only noticed that you've used your mod powers irresponsibly to claim the right to BE in this clan. THAT TAKES BALLS SON! I LIKE YOUR MOXIE. You're IN!!!! You are so in. You don't even know how deep inside you are. LIke so far. Behind enemy lines. At the dictator's chair. Lining up a shot into his noggin. IT'S THAT CLOSE. ZOMG YOURE ON FIRE YOU SNEAKY BASTARD YOU

The best clan ever

Quote from Hewitt

didn't even need to see your animation sir! I only noticed that you've used your mod powers irresponsibly to claim the right to BE in this clan. THAT TAKES BALLS SON! I LIKE YOUR MOXIE. You're IN!!!! You are so in. You don't even know how deep inside you are. LIke so far. Behind enemy lines. At the dictator's chair. Lining up a shot into his noggin. IT'S THAT CLOSE. ZOMG YOURE ON FIRE YOU SNEAKY BASTARD YOU

That's how we do it in this clan, boss.

Btw, hewitt. I ask you to bin this clan. But this is wonderful. You're the best leader, like 4ever

Quote from S.A.R.X

Btw, hewitt. I ask you to bin this clan. But this is wonderful. You're the best leader, like 4ever

As my new Corporate Stakeholder, I now request that you stop posting here and just lurk from nao on.

It's bad Corporate Image. Thank you.

Ok hewitt, whatever you say