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Anyways, some nobody clan has decided to think that they've come up with having 7 members first. I mean, I only like DID THAT MERE MOMENTS BEFORE THEY DID. Here at HewittCorp, we our the mother of invention and innovation. They is copycats I tell you.

Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery Hewitt ;) .

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Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery Hewitt ;) .

If Zetabrand is flattering a crappy ass clan, then I feel really sorry for them

Quote from Hewitt

You're in. And that makes 9 members. Not including me, cos well, duh. You guys deserve this because you guys are doing all the work. I will just be in the shadows a financier of chaos. From this day on, you will be known as THE NOBLE NINE. I will make nicknames for each one of you based on your forum personas in this thread. Just wait for that, its coming.

i honestly wonder what mine will be. .-.

also, the Noble Nine? Fuck Yeah. Best name ever.

There should be an ass-slapping combo on the next round of the BSE. This clan inspires me.

Nobody quits HewittCorp. They just cease to exist.

Tryout: http://sta.sh/01mx1i1l18mn

IN WINTER WE STAY IN AND CUDDLE, BUT PUT ME IN SUMMER AND I'LL BE A... HAPPY SNOWMAN!
If you make the whale say hi that'd be an instant in.

Done and done
http://sta.sh/02b3cybdgvlo
Should i do the penguin also?

Hidro I seem to be having some strange sense of dejavu. Someone named Sylor or some shit planned to quit on me or something. Very strange indeed, seeing as he was never hired to begin with. All I remember is planning to get Atomicapple on board...

Anyways, I just wanted to bring up that HewittCorp's Severance Package includes the UTTER AND IMMEDIATE RETCON FROM ALL FORMS OF REALITY. Not only will you cease to exist in this thread, but your memory will be removed from everyone's minds. We don't need to be sullied by your fleeting reputation. HewittCorp is perfect. HewittCorp is absolute. Here at HewittCorp nobody quits, leaves, and lives to tell about it. Or remembers.

Damn Hewitt get off them drugs, i've never heard of this Sylor guy. He sounds like some parachute company or something
I honestly find this hilarious, hewitt even took his precious time to edit past posts.

Also I dont think you said for sure if Atomic's in, but if he is, Welcome to the family!

Yay!
now I'm now a corporate slave
maybe

Who was I talking to before the mind wipe?
Anyways, if you could do that atomicapple, the penguin saying hi. I'll make it my avatar.

Quote from Atomicapple

Yay!
now I'm now a corporate slave
maybe

Yes you are, babycakes.

And for god's sake give the man his penguin.

I made a full length:
http://sta.sh/0m5vzca3rkz
It's a the whole 4.4 seconds. That counts as full, right?