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Aug 19, 2013 5:46 AM #1068921
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I specified Glass, You have to watch it as it dies : O


Wha? How does that help? The toilet will still explode. xD
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Aug 19, 2013 5:46 AM #1068922
Oh, hey,
Another suggestion
You should warm up to the spider and make it your lover
I hear female spiders swallow their mates whole
If you know what I mean
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Aug 19, 2013 5:48 AM #1068924
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Oh, hey,
Another suggestion
You should warm up to the spider and make it your lover
I hear female spiders swallow their mates whole
If you know what I mean

Female spiders often attack potential mates, because if they are weak and unworthy to breed then at least they will make a good meal for another mates offspring.
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Aug 19, 2013 5:50 AM #1068925
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Female spiders often attack potential mates, because if they are weak and unworthy to breed then at least they will make a good meal for another mates offspring.

They kill them anyways after breeding.
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Aug 19, 2013 5:51 AM #1068926
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They kill them anyways after breeding.


Yeah, two timing bitches.

But at least strong males get to get laid before they die.
And really strong males escape and breed else-were.
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Aug 19, 2013 5:51 AM #1068927
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Wha? How does that help? The toilet will still explode. xD

The oil goes into the glass, but you could always just cool down the oil, I assumed one would plug the spider out of the glass and chuck it into the toilet
or just eat it, fried spider probably taste like chicken
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Aug 19, 2013 5:52 AM #1068928
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Female spiders often attack potential mates, because if they are weak and unworthy to breed then at least they will make a good meal for another mates offspring.


Can't live with em
Can't live without em
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Aug 19, 2013 5:52 AM #1068929
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Can't live with em
Can't live without em

Life fucks you in the ass.
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Aug 19, 2013 5:54 AM #1068930
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They kill them anyways after breeding.


Isn't that just black widows? Or all spiders?
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Aug 19, 2013 5:54 AM #1068931
You seem to know a lot about spiders Jutsu.
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Aug 19, 2013 5:55 AM #1068932
Independent black widow who don't need no man
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Aug 19, 2013 5:56 AM #1068933
I don't give shyit what anyone says. Two people I know have been bitten by brown recluses and were seriously affected by it. And my family found a black widow in the house like a week ago. Fuckin Virginia, man.
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Aug 19, 2013 5:59 AM #1068935
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The oil goes into the glass, but you could always just cool down the oil, I assumed one would plug the spider out of the glass and chuck it into the toilet
or just eat it, fried spider probably taste like chicken


This is a huge hassle just to kill a spider in a bathroom. I'm just saying. :P
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Aug 19, 2013 6:02 AM #1068936
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You seem to know a lot about spiders Jutsu.



Just watch how it calmly and emotionlessly spends its time trapping its prey.

It takes all the time it has feeding to ensure its own safety.
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Aug 19, 2013 6:03 AM #1068937
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This is a huge hassle just to kill a spider in a bathroom. I'm just saying. :P

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Spider killing is serious business