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Jun 24, 2014 1:23 AM #1210451
It was a mix of several different fruits, but I mainly tasted pineapple and strawberry.

It was like a tingly burn, as if it was carbinated. The mysterious drink was almost bubble free, though. The burn was strong enough to put the original 'What did I just drink' thought into my head.

Consistancy? It was smooth and fizzy. It was a pretty liquid, though, almost amber at the very bottom, then getting paler at it rose to the top of the glass.

And I feel perfectly fine. Energized, even. Like a freshman feels when first entering his new campus.
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Jun 24, 2014 1:32 AM #1210452
So I was talking to this girl at this youth group i was dragged to by a friend, and we started texting and she seemed pretty cool. Then she admitted to liking me, and i went with it and said i liked her back. We agreed to hang out some time this week and consider it a first date. I told the friend who brought me to the group about it, and apparently the girl is only 15 despite looking significantly older. I turned 18 last month. I mean the age gap wouldn't be an issue if she was 18 and i was 21, but i'd rather not be charged as a pedophile if anything were to go wrong with this.

So now i need a way to cancel a date and not talk to her again without seeming like an asshole.
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Jun 24, 2014 2:05 AM #1210456
You're saying it like you're going to immediately be getting some with this girl.
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Jun 24, 2014 2:05 AM #1210457
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So I was talking to this girl at this youth group i was dragged to by a friend, and we started texting and she seemed pretty cool. Then she admitted to liking me, and i went with it and said i liked her back. We agreed to hang out some time this week and consider it a first date. I told the friend who brought me to the group about it, and apparently the girl is only 15 despite looking significantly older. I turned 18 last month. I mean the age gap wouldn't be an issue if she was 18 and i was 21, but i'd rather not be charged as a pedophile if anything were to go wrong with this.

So now i need a way to cancel a date and not talk to her again without seeming like an asshole.

Tell her the honest truth, at least you wont regret it even if it makes you sad.

Tell her you found out she's fifteen, tell her you're too old. It's nothing personal, you like her, but you'd rather not get arrested.

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You're saying it like you're going to immediately be getting some with this girl.

True, but it's not like he wants to spend time with this attractive fun girl just so he can be friend zoned. I think he should just do the smart thing and keep it from ever being a battle of will.
Why put himself in a situation where he's going to have to decide between committing a felony or not getting laid?
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Jun 24, 2014 2:13 AM #1210460
My understanding is nothing is really going to happen until the relationship gets serious, and when it does, THATS when he has to worry about the felony. But so many things can happen in between and by then the girl would have aged up anyway.

Not that the girl is going to stick around
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Jun 24, 2014 2:17 AM #1210462
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My understanding is nothing is really going to happen until the relationship gets serious, and when it does, THATS when he has to worry about the felony. But so many things can happen in between and by then the girl would have aged up anyway.

Not that the girl is going to stick around

Relationship? What relationship? he's only just met her, really.

The teenagers in America are really horny.
I'm talking about inevitability here.

Why even risk a "relationship" when you know the best course of action is to be uninvolved, so that you can avoid the previously mentioned battle of will.
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Jun 24, 2014 5:12 AM #1210504
Last time I heard about Cruel's relationship, I was angry for something he did but I can't remember...
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Jun 24, 2014 5:16 AM #1210506
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Last time I heard about Cruel's relationship, I was angry for something he did but I can't remember...

I think the last time I remember Cruel talking about his relationship he was talking about how underwhelmed he felt after losing his virginity in a public restroom or something.
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Jun 24, 2014 5:32 AM #1210509
All I know is that it was sex-related. Hence my foregone conclusion.

You just had to be there Jutsu
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Jun 24, 2014 6:31 AM #1210518
For the last week my hard drive completely just degraded from inside my computer. Luckily last night I replaced it with a brand new beautiful Samsung 840 EVO SSD drive. This thing is running so damn smooth you can slide butter on it.
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Jun 24, 2014 7:03 AM #1210521
I'm jelly, I don't even have a desktop computer.
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Jun 24, 2014 8:43 AM #1210528
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You just had to be there Jutsu


What's that mean?
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Jun 24, 2014 9:04 AM #1210535
You werent there when Cruel was asking about something in the romance/chat thread that just disgusted practically everyone. So I can't take anything Cruel says seriously anymore, which is why I made that conclusion
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Jun 24, 2014 9:56 AM #1210542
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You werent there when Cruel was asking about something in the romance/chat thread that just disgusted practically everyone. So I can't take anything Cruel says seriously anymore, which is why I made that conclusion

Why even go into a relationship thread?

The types of things those people are complaining about, they don't want my advice, they want to feel right.
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Jun 24, 2014 10:00 AM #1210543
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Last time I heard about Cruel's relationship, I was angry for something he did but I can't remember...


That's a good one

Plus how could you not know she was under 18?...I mean knowing that girls in America at 15 now look like there 18 and great looking you really do have to ask their age now a days