Jutsu I would have killed that first spider... The second my hand brushed that spider I would have killed it... I don't mind a spider outside but that thing would have been killed on the spot

Edit: I do have to say that was great description though she pretty well written... Nice job

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I feel you're implying something here but I'm not sure what it is.

maybe it's...
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heh, yeah.

I just wrapped my dick loosely with several gauze pads and am wearing boxer briefs.

I had a Phimosis condition on my Johnson, which meant my head was never exposed, so it's fucking sensitive as all hell.

Wow. I feel sorry for you. Hope it gets better soon.

I visited Kenya on my birthday two years ago. We met a Masai village. Some of the boys were getting ready to be circumcised. If a boy showed signs of pain during the circumcision, such as flinching or yelping, he would be killed (at least they told the boys that they would kill them if they did that). After being circumcised, they would be sent out to live by themselves and learn to hunt. They would then have to kill a lion within the span of three years. After three years, they would return to their village as a man. That all takes place somewhere between 8 and 15 years of age.
That's what I remember, anyway.

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Wow. I feel sorry for you. Hope it gets better soon.

I visited Kenya on my birthday two years ago. We met a Masai village. Some of the boys were getting ready to be circumcised. If a boy showed signs of pain during the circumcision, such as flinching or yelping, he would be killed (at least they told the boys that they would kill them if they did that). After being circumcised, they would be sent out to live by themselves and learn to hunt. They would then have to kill a lion within the span of three years. After three years, they would return to their village as a man. That all takes place somewhere between 8 and 15 years of age.
That's what I remember, anyway.

How exactly do you get to travel to all these places? You seem to have been around a lot.

well. cool!
what is the point of circumsion as an adult, like don't you know it would hurt?

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what is the point of circumsion as an adult, like don't you know it would hurt?

We didn't do it for the yucks. There are medical reasons.

ah.

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How exactly do you get to travel to all these places? You seem to have been around a lot.

Well if that's shocking to you I've already traveled the whole mid west and east of Murica and been out of the country a couple times and I'm only a college student

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Well if that's shocking to you I've already traveled the whole mid west and east of Murica and been out of the country a couple times and I'm only a college student

Well thats nice, but I was referring more to the fact that he has been to more exotic locations such as the jungles of Africa and the crux of war-torn Sri Lanka.

After I posted that post, I swear the biggest goddamn camel spider I've ever seen in my life came charging across the bottom floor of the house with it's two extra limbs "solifigid" wide out on front of it, with it's little pincers at the ready. I don't even know how it got into the house at all. I tried to trap it so that I could let it out with a little plastic cup and a piece of paper. But while I was telling devour, I discovered that it was powerful enough to knock the cup over. Seriously. The thing was a behemoth, I'm surprised the mother fucker didn't have a health bar. I'm surprised the mother fucker didn't pull out a switch blade to shank me for my wallet. It was immense! I tried to catch it a second time, but it was headed to the counter, once it got beneath the lip I lost sight of it for just a split second and when I looked under it had vanished! The most logical conclusion is that once it got out of line of sight it jumped and clung upside down or slid down a crack, but that implies a level of intelligence and awareness that I'm not sure I'm down with. So I didn't reach under their to find out and went to bed instead.

My mission status went from "nope" to "oh hell naw" in an instant.
FUCK DAT SHIT NIGGA!

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Jutsu I would have killed that first spider... The second my hand brushed that spider I would have killed it... I don't mind a spider outside but that thing would have been killed on the spot

Edit: I do have to say that was great description though she pretty well written... Nice job

Why? now that the sun is rising in the early morning the air is dominated by birds. Some damn near as big as the feeders. They hide patiently all day, concealed in the open knowing that one of these birds could snatch them instantly crushing them and end the whole thing and that their web will probably be flown through, destroying it.

What I'm saying is that these rare spiders have it hard enough just living their risky life styles to begin with, let alone with fucking humans messing with them without a reason like we do. They're no nuisance, they're no threat, actually they feed on nuisances.

Some of them also feed on human nightmares, Jutsu.

Jutsu, would you mind explain to me what exactly a solifugid is please? I've never hear of one and was interested to find out but all the info I'm finding is full of photos -_- .

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well. cool!
what is the point of circumsion as an adult, like don't you know it would hurt?

I kinda sorta did it for the bitches.

wait. femal dogs and that?? wat?