Vodka and Water are like 1 and 11 o'clock.

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Vodka and Water are like 1 and 11 o'clock.

I tried to eat a clock once, it was very time consuming

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I tried to eat a clock once, it was very time consuming

Clock puns hm?
6:30 is the best time, hands down.

CLOCK PUNS!?!

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Clock puns hm?
6:30 is the best time, hands down.

no it's 420

I was supposed to keep an eye on my watch but I lost track of time

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I was supposed to keep an eye on my watch but I lost track of time

3/10

Kids these days have smartphones.

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CLOCK PUNS!?!

One look and I instantly knew it was FilmCow. Nobody is crazy enough to make these vids except FilmCow.
Some clocks are good, but others are a little cuckoo.

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3/10

Kids these days have smartphones.

Phones these days are smarter than kids. There's a reason why the machines are going to win.

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I was supposed to keep an eye on my watch but I lost track of time

I think I have thrush.
It explains why I have to put up with such an irritating cunt.

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3/10

Kids these days have smartphones.

I thought for sure this would be followed by a "When I was your age" speech.

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Stickpage is lookin crustier by the hour.

Maybe that, but I think there's something else...

Here's a brain bender for you guys: can a Lacto-Ovo Vegetarian eat Veal?

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Here's a brain bender for you guys: can a Lacto-Ovo Vegetarian eat Veal?

Not in my opinion. They can eat eggs and drink milk, but any meat at all should be contrary to being a vegetarian.