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so like, there i was. and shelly was like totally looking at me with her ugly bull dog face, and i'm like what are you staring at bull dog? and then she gave me like this look like oh my god you bitch. god she is like such a stuck up bitch, did you see her purse? looks like a dead rat, ha ha oh my god i bet you it is! she's poor you know that, yeah her dad used to own like a hardware store but he completely ****ed it up so shes like living in some dirt house out on the west side. probably has an outhouse. ugh of course her mom is, why do you think she has like so many kids? alright well i got to go my mom is like totally pissed at me for coming home last night at 6 totally wasted off my ass. its not like she didn't do it when she was young, hypocritical bitch she told me she was out partying every night ****ing who knows what. god knows where she met my lard ass of a dad. alright i'll like see you later

Quote from Cosmo

so like, there i was. and shelly was like totally looking at me with her ugly bull dog face, and i'm like what are you staring at bull dog? and then she gave me like this look like oh my god you bitch. god she is like such a stuck up bitch, did you see her purse? looks like a dead rat, ha ha oh my god i bet you it is! she's poor you know that, yeah her dad used to own like a hardware store but he completely ****ed it up so shes like living in some dirt house out on the west side. probably has an outhouse. ugh of course her mom is, why do you think she has like so many kids? alright well i got to go my mom is like totally pissed at me for coming home last night at 6 totally wasted off my ass. its not like she didn't do it when she was young, hypocritical bitch she told me she was out partying every night ****ing who knows what. god knows where she met my lard ass of a dad. alright i'll like see you later

Quote from Sacred

They still haven't? What the hell?

Quote from Devour

Dang. I had a lot of pride in my khakis

Quote from Blasphemer

You're not your job. You're not how much money you have in the bank. You're not the car you drive. You're not the contents of your wallet. You're not your ****ing khakis. You're the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world.

Quote from Devour

But...
Kakhis, man.

Quote from Devour

That's all the part of the fun with them though...

Quote from Real

So I made a thread about American Idol being rigged a few years ago, but the forum search doesn't seem to go back far enough.

It was an epic post that I wish to turn into a blog post. Anyone know how I could get it if it still exists? Or does an admin have to dig it out?

Bah, I wish I saved it or something.

Quote from Devour

Your face is Jack's raging bile duct.
Oooohhhhhhhhhhhhhh